Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

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2 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

They call her Lefty

Best kind of girl to take to a drive in theater, assuming you are in the driver's seat. 

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[Okie State 3821]

You could be a decent human being and attempt to help them up while also being disgusted at the situation.

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Just now, Okie State said:

40 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

You could be a decent human being and attempt to help them up while also being disgusted at the situation.

I'm skinny. I don't think I could lift him back up.

[Okie State 3821]

Yeah looks to be what? 400 lbs? More?

[ROFL BOX 6649]

"Nobody wants to share my moms picture because she have only one hand"

1. *has
2. That kid isn't old enough to be using social media.

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[futureman 22491]

28 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I'm skinny. I don't think I could lift him back up.

yeah but if it was a chola you’d hoist her up and get her digits.  

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On 5/24/2020 at 11:45 AM, Vic Mackey said:

WTH is a lacefront?

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9 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

9 hours ago, Okie State said:

9 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

You could be a decent human being and attempt to help them up while also being disgusted at the situation.

 

9 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

I'm skinny. I don't think I could lift him back up.

Now I would be disgusted, and maybe help him up after lecturing him that the GD soft drink aisle is one of the reasons his fat ass fell out of the powered shopping cart. Maybe if he didn't just have to have one more case of drinks he wouldn't have humpty dumptied over.

Nah, I'm a skinny guy and couldn't have picked him up anyway. I'd have left the bastard there.

[futureman 22491]

fat fucks like that who have eaten away their ability to even walk but still buy soft drinks by the case are in the throes of full-on heroin level addiction.  to glucose. 

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So I tried to support another Black Owned Business for lunch today. It’s called Ava’s Kitchen, just opened end of April. It’s a very clean establishment, but whewww let me tell you about this owner.

 

First off, I asked why there are balloons on my chair, and it’s not my birthday? She talm’bout, mind yah business; those are Mommy’s.

 

I been waiting on my order to get done for 45 minutes, and I’m the only customer here. She was making good progress at first, then she stopped for 20 minutes to go watch Paw Patrol.

 

Overall the customer service could be better, but the cook is a cutie; so I’ll give her another chance. Let’s not give up on Black businesses so fast after one mistake. 💕

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2 hours ago, purplepride95 said:

That are when you see another car pull up behind them. 

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Not Facebook but a very legit email:

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44 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Roll Tide!

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2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

George Sholshington t-shirt is awesome.

[futureman 22491]

8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Not Facebook but a very legit email:

well, vic?  are you going to help that poor girl or not?

[futureman 22491]

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

idiocracy

[tfoolry 8220]

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

[futureman 22491]

I bet that dude is an auburn fan and is doing a pretty funny bit. 

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2 hours ago, Antidean said:

Roll Tide!

*Tike

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18 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

Damn I'm searching long and hard for Stephanie's FB. No luck yet. But there are some fine ass Stephanie East. 

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27 minutes ago, purplepride95 said:

Damn I'm searching long and hard for Stephanie's FB. No luck yet. But there are some fine ass Stephanie East. 

Apparently they’re MIA now.  
 

https://www.facebook.com/groups/294825258161688/

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5 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

Apparently they’re MIA now.  
 

https://www.facebook.com/groups/294825258161688/

Sent my invite. 

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No Ulysses S Drank?

Fail

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Alexander Hammeredton

And they could have a chick like Betsy Sauced.

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