Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[purplepride95 6890]

 

[Homesickhorn 2202]

I’m a little late with the campaign slogan, but it would be a crime not to post it;

Homesick 2020-“Bark at her all you want, maybe then she’ll realize what kind of person she is, and start picking up her shit”.

[SHOOTER12 8803]

2 hours ago, purplepride95 said:

 

Is that Rocko in his Vette with the 84 month note?

[tbone_ 14115]

Whatever happened to that dumbass

[hundredTT 578]

12 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

I'm so scared of these being fake, and I end up looking forever with no find. I just don't see it. 

[Bevo Num1 1011]

I'm so scared of these being fake, and I end up looking forever with no find. I just don't see it. 

It's there.

[NAVY 6740]

54 minutes ago, hundredTT said:

I'm so scared of these being fake, and I end up looking forever with no find. I just don't see it. 

 

 

 

Edited July 10, 2020 by NAVY
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[Longboard Horn 40309]

Found a new word for the surly dictionary.

[Longboard Horn 40309]

[Longboard Horn 40309]

[Longboard Horn 40309]

[Longboard Horn 40309]

[Vic Mackey 47026]

[Longboard Horn 40309]

[Homesickhorn 2202]

9 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

I have that same Gammo air rifle, but mine's got a scope on it.  I use it for shooting rats.  Fucking hardcore.

[purplepride95 6890]

 

[Longboard Horn 40309]

I don't know whether to laugh or cringe

[futureman 22454]

is that KKL?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

is that KKL?

Don't know. Need to be able to see the table to confirm.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

On 7/10/2020 at 12:19 AM, Longboard Horn said:

"I'm on my period."

I'm pretty sure she'd get up and walk out if he said that.

[Vic Mackey 47026]

[nnm 36367]

11 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

I don't know whether to laugh or cringe

New advertising campaign for deep throat?

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

[Vic Mackey 47026]

Dude is a certified bad ass!! He sure showed them

[Vic Mackey 47026]

[Vic Mackey 47026]

[Vic Mackey 47026]

Yes, please

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

13 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Yes, please

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

[drifter379 1106]

Yes, please

2,4,3,1

[futureman 22454]

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Edited July 13, 2020 by futureman
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[SHOOTER12 8803]

18 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

I don't know whether to laugh or cringe

 

8 hours ago, futureman said:

is that KKL?

Naw, that's Fitlump with a different hair do.

[SHOOTER12 8803]

7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Damned straight.

[SHOOTER12 8803]

6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Yes, please

 

27 minutes ago, drifter379 said:

2,4,3,1

XXXX

[immortal13 4059]

11 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

 

XXXX

You gay

 

[SHOOTER12 8803]

1 minute ago, immortal13 said:

You gay

 

Not gay, definitely not desperate either.

[Vic Mackey 47026]

9 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

"I'm on my period."

I'm pretty sure she'd get up and walk out if he said that.

She isn't bleeding from that mouth, though....

[Vic Mackey 47026]

[futureman 22454]

18 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

She isn't bleeding from that mouth, though....

oh come on, vic.  if I have no qualms busting a load into a bloody gash I know you don’t. 

[Vic Mackey 47026]

1 minute ago, futureman said:

oh come on, vic.  if I have no qualms busting a load into a bloody gash I know you don’t. 

Oh I don't at all. But I am just saying, any woman who says this wouldn't be comfortable fucking on their period, even if I am. So then their mouth will be just fine.

[futureman 22454]

fair enough. 

[EE2B 1565]

Or

[Player 4575]

Or

[Trey3216 15346]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

“What did you think about, Ray?”

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

[futureman 22454]

stupid, maybe.  but it is worth noting that if wearing masks is the new norm then the whole facial recognition surveillance thing is very highly mitigated. 

[Incredulity 11667]

I visited a bank branch for notarizing a document a couple weeks ago.

I got a chuckle out of the sign stating, "Masks required, but you may be asked to remove".

 

Quite the conundrum.

[SurlyBDR 22776]

[SurlyBDR 22776]