Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Vic Mackey 47095]

19 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

 

I wonder what this money smells like?

[Vic Mackey 47095]

A̳ l̳a̳d̳y̳ w̳e̳n̳t̳ t̳o̳ t̳h̳e̳ P̳a̳s̳t̳o̳r̳ a̳n̳d̳ s̳a̳i̳d̳ .̳.̳.̳ I̳ w̳o̳n̳'̳t̳ b̳e̳ a̳t̳t̳e̳n̳d̳i̳n̳g̳ C̳h̳u̳r̳c̳h̳ a̳n̳y̳m̳o̳r̳e̳.̳.̳
H̳e̳ s̳a̳i̳d̳,̳ m̳a̳y̳ I̳ a̳s̳k̳ w̳h̳y̳?̳?̳
S̳h̳e̳ s̳a̳i̳d̳,̳ I̳ s̳e̳e̳ p̳e̳o̳p̳l̳e̳ o̳n̳ t̳h̳e̳i̳r̳ c̳e̳l̳l̳ p̳h̳o̳n̳e̳s̳ d̳u̳r̳i̳n̳g̳ t̳h̳e̳ s̳e̳r̳v̳i̳c̳e̳,̳ s̳o̳m̳e̳ a̳r̳e̳ g̳o̳s̳s̳i̳p̳i̳n̳g̳,̳ s̳o̳m̳e̳ j̳u̳s̳t̳ a̳i̳n̳'̳t̳ l̳i̳v̳i̳n̳g̳ r̳i̳g̳h̳t̳,̳ t̳h̳e̳y̳ a̳r̳e̳ a̳l̳l̳ j̳u̳s̳t̳ h̳y̳p̳o̳c̳r̳i̳t̳e̳s̳.̳.̳.̳.
T̳h̳e̳ P̳a̳s̳t̳o̳r̳ g̳o̳t̳ s̳i̳l̳e̳n̳t̳,̳ a̳n̳d̳ h̳e̳ s̳a̳i̳d̳,̳ O̳K̳.̳.̳.̳ B̳u̳t̳ c̳a̳n̳ I̳ a̳s̳k̳ y̳o̳u̳ t̳o̳ d̳o̳ s̳o̳m̳e̳t̳h̳i̳n̳g̳ f̳o̳r̳ m̳e̳ b̳e̳f̳o̳r̳e̳ y̳o̳u̳ m̳a̳k̳e̳ y̳o̳u̳r̳ f̳i̳n̳a̳l̳ d̳e̳c̳i̳s̳i̳o̳n̳?̳
S̳h̳e̳ s̳a̳i̳d̳,̳ w̳h̳a̳t̳'̳s̳ t̳h̳a̳t̳?̳......
H̳e̳ s̳a̳i̳d̳,̳ t̳a̳k̳e̳ a̳ g̳l̳a̳s̳s̳ o̳f̳ w̳a̳t̳e̳r̳ a̳n̳d̳ w̳a̳l̳k̳ a̳r̳o̳u̳n̳d̳ t̳h̳e̳ C̳h̳u̳r̳c̳h̳ ̳ t̳i̳m̳e̳s̳ a̳n̳d̳ d̳o̳n̳'̳t̳ l̳e̳t̳ a̳n̳y̳ w̳a̳t̳e̳r̳ f̳a̳l̳l̳ o̳u̳t̳ t̳h̳e̳ g̳l̳a̳s̳s̳.̳
S̳h̳e̳ s̳a̳i̳d̳,̳ y̳e̳s̳ I̳ c̳a̳n̳ d̳o̳ t̳h̳a̳t̳!̳
S̳h̳e̳ c̳a̳m̳e̳ b̳a̳c̳k̳ a̳n̳d̳ s̳a̳i̳d̳ i̳t̳'̳s̳ d̳o̳n̳e̳.̳
H̳e̳ a̳s̳k̳e̳d̳ h̳e̳r̳ ̳ q̳u̳e̳s̳t̳i̳o̳n̳s̳:̳
̳.̳ D̳i̳d̳ y̳o̳u̳ s̳e̳e̳ a̳n̳y̳b̳o̳d̳y̳ o̳n̳ t̳h̳e̳i̳r̳ p̳h̳o̳n̳e̳?̳
̳.̳ D̳i̳d̳ y̳o̳u̳ s̳e̳e̳ a̳n̳y̳b̳o̳d̳y̳ g̳o̳s̳s̳i̳p̳i̳n̳g̳?̳
̳.̳ W̳a̳s̳ a̳n̳y̳b̳o̳d̳y̳ l̳i̳v̳i̳n̳g̳ w̳r̳o̳n̳g̳?̳

[ztejas 43526]

9 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I wonder what this money smells like?

3 day old Church's chicken 

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2 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

 

definitely would

[tbone_ 14139]

Am I supposed to get this?

[Anwar Namtut 344]

12 hours ago, elfenix said:

This is why I hire out most of my home improvement projects.

[Trey3216 15350]

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

3 day old Church's chicken 

[immortal13 4059]

2 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

 

x,x,x,1

[Vic Mackey 47095]

16 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Am I supposed to get this?

 

[tfoolry 8222]

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

I wonder what this money smells like?

 

Dirty Cash

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[purplepride95 6890]

 

 

[Incredulity 11681]

17 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

1,2,8,5,7,6,4,3

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[Storm the Field 5298]

On 9/8/2020 at 3:06 PM, purplepride95 said:

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19 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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[SurlyBDR 22817]

@Vic Mackey is Chris Brown?

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On 9/9/2020 at 10:46 AM, purplepride95 said:

 

 

[ztejas 43526]

9 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Haha. I posted this in the steelshank thread a few days ago.

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29 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

@Vic Mackey is Chris Brown?

Yep looks like him.

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Every damn time

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[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Huh. Truth in advertising:

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[NeverMarryAStripper 21913]

Is the rule of thumb now to just throw in a capitalized word every now and then?

[Jerry Callo 8713]

Capitalization and punctuation are now optional and random use of both seems to be preferred.

[tbone_ 14139]

Idk. 13 yo daughter routinely busts chops for improper grammar. Makes me proud.

[Sbbruin 21865]

On 9/12/2020 at 4:13 PM, Vic Mackey said:

Drank Blvd.

[Armybrat 40860]

2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Is the rule of thumb now to just throw in a capitalized word every now and then?

My iPad will randomly capitalize words in the middle of sentences or even letters in the middle of words without any prompting from me.

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2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

My iPad will randomly capitalize words in the middle of sentences or even letters in the middle of words without any prompting from me.

I've had the same issues with Apple, that why I like Samsung...

[nnm 36496]

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

My iPad will randomly capitalize words in the middle of sentences or even letters in the middle of words without any prompting from me.

Yes. This can also go in the “trivial things that make you surly.”  This happens a lot, and makes me very surly.