Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[SurlyBDR 22,791]

 

https://www.facebook.com/63101258/posts/10101652036403232/

 

[futureman 22,462]

cute kid

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

[McFly 606]

10 hours ago, futureman said:

cute kid

What’s his name?

[Vic Mackey 47,037]

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[purplepride95 6,890]

[purplepride95 6,890]

 

[Burt 4,080]

My daughter's school just about had a blackface incident this morning.

[Vic Mackey 47,037]

[Vic Mackey 47,037]

[purplepride95 6,890]

[Vic Mackey 47,037]

[Vic Mackey 47,037]

Shit this is how i leave them, too. Who the fuck eats Fritos?

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,907]

A little chili and cheese and you have a meal

[Vic Mackey 47,037]

[Sheep Have Wool 1,053]

4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Shit this is how i leave them, too. Who the fuck eats Fritos?

Vic with bad taste in something? Who would have guessed? 

 

[Vic Mackey 47,037]

3 minutes ago, Sheep Have Wool said:

Vic with bad taste in something? Who would have guessed? 

 

Y'all are proving my point. You aren't eating Fritos. You are using it as the base for shit on top of it so you don't have to taste how disgusting they are.

My point stands.

[Covri 6,249]

I like plain Fritos, they hit the spot from tile to time. Same with plain lays. Sometimes the simple things are best. 

[Bullneck 19,090]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Shit this is how i leave them, too. Who the fuck eats Fritos?

I eat them on occasion.  But they are so high in fat and calories the label shows their standard bag as two servings, IIRC.  

[futureman 22,462]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Who the fuck eats Fritos?

what the fuck, vic!?

[markstanco 12,577]

Same here. I don't like chips, but fritos would be choice #84 if I had to choose.

Spicy pork rinds or gtfo.

[futureman 22,462]

you guys have terrible palates.  fritos are a delicacy.  three ingredients: corn, oil, salt.  perfection 👌 

[Vic Mackey 47,037]

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[Vic Mackey 47,037]

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[Vic Mackey 47,037]

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[You don't know me 1,161]

Huh...  I always thought "prison wife" was something completely different.

[smuggs 9,353]

37 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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[purplepride95 6,890]

[Kennythetiger 9,382]

15 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Shit this is how i leave them, too. Who the fuck eats Fritos?

Fritos on a turkey sandwich- pretty damn enjoyable.

[Vic Mackey 47,037]

1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

Fritos on a turkey sandwich- pretty damn enjoyable.

Right but who opens a bag of Fritos and starts to eat them plain? 

[Born to Run 6,569]

Fritos are an excellent source of tinder. Great way to build a campfire.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,907]

You fuckers have made me hungry for a bag of Fritos now.

 

I'm going by the house for lunch to have Fritos and a leftover meatloaf sandwich.

Edited September 29, 2020 by NeverMarryAStripper

[Kennythetiger 9,382]

26 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Right but who opens a bag of Fritos and starts to eat them plain? 

NMAS, apparently. 

[Sbbruin 21,853]

10 hours ago, futureman said:

you guys have terrible palates.  fritos are a delicacy.  three ingredients: corn, oil, salt.  perfection 👌 

Yeah, the Fritos are the first ones I hammer.

[tbone_ 14,123]

Fritos are awesome. Fuck you haters.

[Hate 20,108]

Fritos are only good with frito pie or with bean dip. As a stand alone “chip” they are meh.

[demos 3,003]

Right but who opens a bag of Fritos and starts to eat them plain? 

They’re great with bean dip also.

[SurlyBDR 22,791]

[Vic Mackey 47,037]

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[tfoolry 8,214]

4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Reminds me of how guy I visited a few yrs after college lived except table & chair was right in front on tv, table was covered with 2 weeks of dirty dishes, empty beer cans, ashes & headphones, & all the windows were covered in tin foil.   

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,907]

Does that mean we have to keep three?

[TrashMaster G 17,557]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Right but who opens a bag of Fritos and starts to eat them plain? 

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

43 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

Reminds me of how guy I visited a few yrs after college lived except table & chair was right in front on tv, table was covered with 2 weeks of dirty dishes, empty beer cans, ashes & headphones, & all the windows were covered in tin foil.   

Where did they make the meth?

[Vic Mackey 47,037]

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[tfoolry 8,214]

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Where did they make the meth?

I didn’t see any last time I was there, which was after the guy’s  parents had called both me & the police to go check on him.  He finally unlocked his door & came out after the police were about to take battering ram to it.  

[Vic Mackey 47,037]

[LebongJames 1,811]

Jonah Hill has such wisdom about low wage workers.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,907]

Yes, but apparently he doesn't pay tax when he buys stuff

[DigglerontheHoof 21,199]

3 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

3 are already gone.  

[purplepride95 6,890]