Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Longboard Horn 40398]

[Longboard Horn 40398]

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[nineliveslost 2789]

17 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Bitch is shaving her pussy cuz she knows that they’re gonna end up fucking so she’s getting prepared. 

With dish soap?  You kids these days kill me 😄

[Trey3216 15350]

 

[Vic Mackey 47093]

"Little Caesar’s taste so good when u ain’t got a bitch in ya ear telling you it’s nasty ."

[Vic Mackey 47093]

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[Vic Mackey 47093]

[SurlyBDR 22814]

5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Clearly, @NowThis told her he was too sore from earlier that day

[Longboard Horn 40398]

[Longboard Horn 40398]

How bout whoever made this post can go 

 

[Longboard Horn 40398]

[Longboard Horn 40398]

[purplepride95 6890]

[smuggs 9353]

22 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

It's happening guys. Justin is officially moving to Denver. He is going to be missed in Austin...

 

Colorado will be the utopia that he has dreamt of, he will make many new friends, find a female who is worthy of his companionship and live happily ever after.

 

 

[nnm 36481]

22 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

It's happening guys. Justin is officially moving to Denver. He is going to be missed in Austin...

[Longboard Horn 40398]

[futureman 22512]

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

will smith.  easiest one of these I’ve ever seen. 

[Saint Austin 745]

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

How bout whoever made this post can go 

 

Martin, and it isn't even close.

[futureman 22512]

2 minutes ago, Saint Austin said:

Martin, and it isn't even close.

terrible take. 

[Saint Austin 745]

Black Knight, the Big Momma's House franchise, and Wild Hogs.

I rest my case.

[futureman 22512]

martin is a thousand times more talented than that cunt will smith. 

[Saint Austin 745]

5 minutes ago, futureman said:

martin is a thousand times more talented than that cunt will smith. 

Without Will Smith you have zero watchable Martin movies.

[futureman 22512]

2 minutes ago, Saint Austin said:

Without Will Smith you have zero watchable Martin movies.

I have the show martin.  damn, gina. 

[Jersey Man10 3538]

Loved fresh prince so yall can fuck off.

[Vic Mackey 47093]

Baller

[tbone_ 14134]

Balch Springs?

[Vic Mackey 47093]

[Vic Mackey 47093]

15 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Balch Springs?

Close. Pleasant Grove

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[Longboard Horn 40398]

[Longboard Horn 40398]

5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

For lulz only. 

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[Cheeseweasel 26438]

5 hours ago, futureman said:

will smith.  easiest one of these I’ve ever seen. 

[nineliveslost 2789]

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

eat 

that

ass

[TrashMaster G 17581]

On 10/7/2020 at 7:14 PM, cmontexas said:

Springtown

I dated a girl from Springtown once upon a time.  She didn't look anything like those girls, but she was crazy.  So, you know, hits close to home.

[futureman 22512]

2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

one of the more disappointing movies I’ve ever seen. 

[nineliveslost 2789]

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

one of the more disappointing movies I’ve ever seen. 

The book was really good though. I think the movie got the ending wrong , should have went by the book

[futureman 22512]

11 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

The book was really good though. I think the movie got the ending wrong , should have went by the book

that movie had the potential to be an all-time classic.  instead it was a steaming hot dump in the form of Will Smith. 

[Speedtrucker 2072]

I liked the Vincent price version, really liked the Charlton Heston version and had high hopes for the Will Smith version. I’d say the first 2/3 of the movie was ok but it went off the rails in the last 1/3 which basically turned it into a steaming pile of poop

[demos 3004]

Robbed six times you say? I can see why.

[Rougarou 594]

Will Smith is responsible for the worst movie I've ever seen called "Focus". That alone means Martin lives and Smith dies.

[Irieguy 1059]

2 hours ago, demos said:

Robbed six times you say? I can see why.

Congrats on getting the joke. 

[Tom 2959]

On 10/12/2020 at 11:02 AM, Vic Mackey said:

It's happening guys. Justin is officially moving to Denver. He is going to be missed in Austin...

 

Congrats to Justin for finding the only whiter city in America filled with more hipsters than Austin.  I hope he finds what he's looking for.

[Tom 2959]

20 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

How bout whoever made this post can go 

 

 

Martin is everyone's answer, right?  Nobody is putting Training Day up against Black Knight, right?

[Guest Lobo]

17 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 I saw this and instinctively said, out loud, in Will Ferrell’s impersonated voice of the late, great James Lipton...”Scrumtrulescent.”

[nnm 36481]

3 hours ago, Tom said:

 

Congrats to Justin for finding the only whiter city in America filled with more hipsters than Austin.  I hope he finds what he's looking for.

Take a trip to Portland sometime. 
https://www.latimes.com/world-nation/story/2020-08-02/portland-americas-whitest-big-city-unlikely-hub-of-black-lives-matter

[Tom 2959]

21 minutes ago, nnm said:

Take a trip to Portland sometime. 
https://www.latimes.com/world-nation/story/2020-08-02/portland-americas-whitest-big-city-unlikely-hub-of-black-lives-matter

Potato, Potah-to.