Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

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On 10/15/2020 at 9:17 AM, Vic Mackey said:

I need to check up on Joseph Hata Proof and see if he still hates his family and looking for slab and feel cry.

I always enjoyed the reports of Hata Proof’s quarrels with that fiendish knave, Uncle Geronimo.

 

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[Bullneck 19084]

17 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

That's a big deal here in the Northeast.  I get so tired of hearing about barns on people's estates.  Usually it's the guest house.

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That's a big deal here in the Northeast.  I get so tired of hearing about barns on people's estates.  Usually it's the guest house.

That's your fault for living in the Northeast.

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17 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Hell, thanks to my daughter I already live in a house that's converted into a barn.

[tbone_ 14118]

I don’t get it. That place looks cool.

[futureman 22457]

barndominiums are awesome. 

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Aside from them not being forced to play, not being beat to near death and they are compensated millions? Other than that, exactly the same! I get it, trying to compare pro sports to slavery is "edgy" but it is a slap in the face of real slaves to make this comparison. 

Edited October 19, 2020 by Vic Mackey

[Zepol87 9185]

2 hours ago, tbone_ said:

I don’t get it. That place looks cool.

For real. I don't think I have ever been in a real barn before but that thing looks badass

[Okie State 3818]

I don’t get it. That place looks cool.

For $1MM, could you live in this house without Facebook for two weeks!?

[Bullneck 19084]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

An old girlfriend's house was broken into and the cops said that since no food was taken from the fridge, the burglars probably weren't Mexicans (she lived in rural San Diego county in CA).  

Don't think they stole any toys, though.  

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For $1MM, could you live in this house without Facebook for two weeks!?

Never had Facebook so yeah.

[texasjacket 289]

10 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

what is Sam like? She seems rather rude.

[Bevo Num1 1011]

Looks like Ralph Wiggum.

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15 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

For real. I don't think I have ever been in a real barn before but that thing looks badass

That's not sleeping in a barn. Back when I was a kid, before we added on to the house, when my friends and I were at the ranch we did sleep in the barn.  By sleep in the barn I mean we had to throw a blanket down over some hay and hope nothing crawled out of it during the night.

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1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

That's not sleeping in a barn. Back when I was a kid, before we added on to the house, when my friends and I were at the ranch we did sleep in the barn.  By sleep in the barn I mean we had to throw a blanket down over some hay and hope nothing crawled out of it during the night.

Fuck that noise

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9 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Winchester 1200 Defender 12 Ga.

(Mine is laying horizontal under my bed, not propped up under my ass)
 

 

 

 

Edited October 19, 2020 by Armybrat

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Facebook has blocked crosses but let me post a cross and magically it won't get blocked! Share!!

 

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2 TOUGH QUESTIONS

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally handicapped, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A.

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B.

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C.

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down

for the response.

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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone. Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading...

Never be afraid to try something new.

Remember: Amateurs...built the ark.

Professionals...built the Titanic

And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse

* 7 have been arrested for fraud

* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks

* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

* 3 have done time for assault

* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting

* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

You gotta pass this on.....

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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

So I should be checking out fleek?

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6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Facebook has blocked crosses but let me post a cross and magically it won't get blocked! Share!!

 

Some of those that book faces

Are the same that block crosses

Edited October 19, 2020 by BrickHorn

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Amen

[Bullneck 19084]

7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

The guy on the left. . where have I seen him before?  Oh, yeah:

Spoiler

 

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