Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Bullneck 19084]

7 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

House #1 would be great at first but you’ll either OD, kill someone, or you’ll just get bored.

House #2 you going to fuck Johnny Depp?  If not what’s the point.

House #3 if you want to smoke out, fuck Betty White and then beat her ass at Mario Kart then this is the house for you.

House #4 see House #2

Wait a minute . .  you're not supposed to have sex with the person you're quarantined with are you?  I mean, I've been in a house with my wife for 10 months and nothing's happened.

[TKthunder2 4991]

3 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Wait a minute . .  you're not supposed to have sex with the person you're quarantined with are you?  I mean, I've been in a house with my wife for 10 months and nothing's happened.

That’s what the drugs are for.

/wife all week: no, no, no, no, no

/wife after a bottle of wine on Friday night:  yeehaw!

Edited October 27, 2020 by TKthunder2

[SurlyBDR 22782]

[NeverMarryAStripper 21905]

4 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

Can I have Alcohol, Hookers, and Trivial Pursuit?

[Player 4575]

Alcohol + Connery + trivial pursuit = guaranteed drunken fisticuffs.

Nope

[Longboard Horn 40318]

10 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

FACTS! The accuracy in this picture is uncanny.

[Jerry Callo 8700]

Betty White is by far the most interesting person on the list.  I'll take House 3.

[Vic Mackey 47029]

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[Vic Mackey 47029]

Mmmm yummy

[SHOOTER12 8806]

33 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Ho Lee Chit

[purplepride95 6890]

[Longboard Horn 40318]

1 hour ago, Jerry Callo said:

Betty White is by far the most interesting person on the list.  I'll take House 3.

Agreed. Stoned conversations with Betty White would be epic. 

[Longboard Horn 40318]

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[SHOOTER12 8806]

22 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Agreed. Stoned sex with Betty White would be epic. 

Ftfy

[Trey3216 15346]

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Ftfy

Might feel a little like stone up in there 

[SurlyBDR 22782]

[futureman 22457]

5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

what a dose of reality.  the truth hurts. 

[Trey3216 15346]

[Jerry Callo 8700]

BLES

[SHOOTER12 8806]

4 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

Might feel a little like stone up in there 

Lol, one way to find out....

[Vic Mackey 47029]

[Vic Mackey 47029]

My girlfriend's dog

[Vic Mackey 47029]

[Vic Mackey 47029]

[Vic Mackey 47029]

[Vic Mackey 47029]

[Vic Mackey 47029]

[SHOOTER12 8806]

6 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Narrator:. You aren't

[SurlyBDR 22782]

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[Trey3216 15346]

2 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

The jackal cries, crieeeees. The Jackal cries.   Ohhhh, ohhhhhh, the armadillo 

[SurlyBDR 22782]

[Vic Mackey 47029]

[Jhawkmvp 1489]

9 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

My girlfriend's dog

Live look at Vic with his girlfriend's dog:

[purplepride95 6890]

[nnm 36380]

1 hour ago, purplepride95 said:

[Speedtrucker 2071]

Lol the old Maury “you are not the father” and then he stars doing a jig while the baby momma goes running off backstage but there’s always a camera man right on her to get every shot of her losing it.

[purplepride95 6890]

18 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

[nnm 36380]

14 minutes ago, purplepride95 said:

 

Thanks.  I don't speak Mauryese. So I learned that today.  Not the most useful information I could have learned, but there it is.  

[ztejas 43419]

16 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Ah yes. The ol' "this can't be good for my brakes"

[CooterBrown 18007]

Betty White is by far the most interesting person on the list.  I'll take House 3.

She probably gives even better head when she takes her teeth out.

[markstanco 12576]

1 hour ago, purplepride95 said:

 

RDCworld is a great YT follow, they are from Round Rock. First video I ever saw from them, and immediately hit the follow button: 

 

[purplepride95 6890]

52 minutes ago, markstanco said:

RDCworld is a great YT follow, they are from Round Rock. First video I ever saw from them, and immediately hit the follow button: 

 

They are funny. I have seen them in Academy in Round Rock buying gear for there skits.