Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Guest Lobo]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

It's like the man with two dicks told the tailor when asked if he dresses to the left or to the right?   

Yes.  

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Too much...

Edited November 18, 2020 by Vic Mackey

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[MissingInAction 25,179]

8 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Dude...

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3 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Dude...

Lol. I deleted it. But you have it quoted so shrugs.

[Guest Lobo]

I think that guy is in charge of the recount efforts in Nevada or Arizona.  Not sure. 

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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Neither, you use mayo

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3 hours ago, purplepride95 said:

This is how I used to be with Unsolved Mysteries growing up. Especially with their music they had with it. Still love those old episodes with Robert Stack.

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[Kennythetiger 9,456]

That tortoise has seen some shit, man. 

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50 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

No way her food bill is only $590

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and they get just as many votes as I do

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[Jerry Callo 8,725]

Burger constrictor

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5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Well, that explains the bruising and such on McConnell's hands.

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15 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

No idea but its shedding. 

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17 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

King Ranch Casserole Snake?

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[General Specific 3,267]

Diabeetus snake, it’s a killer!

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Futureman?

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,921]

Looks like NowThis to me

[Vic Mackey 47,139]

Sure why not

[Vic Mackey 47,139]

Not a soda fan any longer but definitely Pepsi from this list. Takes like old, stale flat Coke

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,351]

Sure why not

Well, if it also includes having a felony crime on your permanent record then no fucking way. Good luck with a decent career after you're out.

But if it's just 3 months in lockup, all debts wiped & no record then there might be a line from here to Huntsville of married men looking for a 3 month break from the wife while the mortgage is paid off.

[tbone_ 14,157]

Sure why not

What if I don’t have any bills and already have an 850?

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38 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Not a soda fan any longer but definitely Pepsi from this list. Takes like old, stale flat Coke

That's an insult to old stale flat coke

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21 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

What if I don’t have any bills and already have an 850?

Then you leave with bills and 525 credit score

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21 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Hot!