Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[futureman 22469]

7 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Since it says just 3 months in jail, I am assuming your local county jail, which would be pretty easy.

university park jail.  bubba’s every day 👌 

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[TrashMaster G 17558]

16 minutes ago, futureman said:

university park jail.  bubba’s every day 👌 

Bubba's what?

[futureman 22469]

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

Bubba's what?

bubba’s.  every day.  stick to what you know, guy. 

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25 minutes ago, futureman said:

bubba’s.  every day.  stick to what you know, guy. 

And let you stick to what you don't know?

Got it.

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6 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

And let you stick to what you don't know?

Got it.

I know bubba’s and university park jail.  

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7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

2,1,3

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A without a doubt

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13 hours ago, futureman said:

university park jail.  bubba’s every day 👌 

Nice bunk beds. They turn the lights off for you. Had one of the cops give me a ride to Starbucks in the morning.

Had worse experiences at hotels.

[RDCanecutter 26446]

14 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Dead people.

[Okie State 3821]

Last year I came into some unexpected cash only to have my wife tell me 'a bunch of lights lit up on my dashboard today' as soon as I got home. Bullshit man.

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[demos 3003]

Got me fucked up

This is a fucking crime

[Trey3216 15346]

1 hour ago, demos said:

This is a fucking crime

With some liquid smoke and ketchup!!!

[Nice Guy Eddie 13515]

For a second I thought those were wood chips. I feel like I need a glass of water just looking at that dried out steak.

[Al Czervik 1229]

7 hours ago, Okie State said:

21 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Last year I came into some unexpected cash only to have my wife tell me 'a bunch of lights lit up on my dashboard today' as soon as I got home. Bullshit man.

Check her gas cap. 

[Okie State 3821]

Check her gas cap. 

Ha. Not to derail too much, but it turned out to be an electrical short in the hybrid system that cost me about $10K when all was said and done. So yeah, fuck hybrids.

[Fudbelty 2788]

Dude...

I’ll see you in hell. Just woke the wife up.

[MissingInAction 25104]

Looks like a plate of dog shit.

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Lmao if you can spot Kyler

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On 11/26/2020 at 12:20 PM, Vic Mackey said:

A without a doubt

Those remind me of the "plates" at Sweet Georgia Brown in South Dallas.  Even when you dine in, you get a styrofoam container like that and it's filled with like 8 lbs of food.  Not exaggerating.

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[luke duke 6413]

Literally every single item on that list beats crab legs for me. 

You sound like you put ketchup on your steak.

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12 minutes ago, luke duke said:

 

You sound like you put ketchup on your steak.

 

Nope. Crab legs do absolutely nothing for me.

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On 11/25/2020 at 9:48 PM, Longboard Horn said:

Got me fucked up

Those look like the wood chips on top of which I grill the beef to a proper and tasty temperature.  But that's just me.  My in-laws aren't happy if the shittiest sirloin cut, cooked whatever it's called when it's 10 degrees beyond well-done, and even then served with A1 or ketchup.  If it ain't 170, they ain't fucking happy.  And it can't be the cheapest cut, but it sure as shit better be within a few centers a pound of it.  

[tfoolry 8215]

Theres trout on the plates Maybe it’s some kind of smoked trout?   That can’t be beef.  If so , what a shame.  

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Murica!

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