Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

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11 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

The same thing that happens after consuming taco bell?

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32 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Seriously, what the fuck?



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He's just mad that he has hasn't had puss since the puss had him

[GhostofDanJones 336]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

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Fake ass bling

[Blotto 23560]

15 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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I hope this line worked out better for him than it did for me

[GotThatFire 166]

BIG AMENS. MEGA BLESS

[SurlyBDR 22808]

[Speedtrucker 2071]

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Ah yeah I almost had to do the same thing when I was learning to drive manual.

But I felt that rather than putting it on my face I’d just look at the stick shift itself.

[SKJ 1311]

On 6/21/2018 at 11:57 AM, BurntEyes said:

Wait... are there people that can get their entire hands down to the bottom to get out the last Pringle without turning it to slide them out? 

Are they elves? 

Donald Trump

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On 6/22/2018 at 11:00 AM, Vic Mackey said:

They don't sell Keefe outside of jail, right?

[Homesickhorn 2202]

I think he's saying that although I've tainted myself with premarital sex he's still willing to marry me

Can we rename him Deep Love?


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[SurlyBDR 22808]

Respect the hustle 

 

[SKJ 1311]

On 6/22/2018 at 3:45 PM, Jade said:

I think he's saying that although I've tainted myself with premarital sex he's still willing to marry me

I uh... I think that, uh... I'm pretty sure, actually, that all those words don't mean anything at all when combined, actually...

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[deft 6857]

Gotta stay off crack.

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Random ad in my Messenger.

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[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

1 hour ago, deft said:

Gotta stay off crack.

Washing your ass is more important. 

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This should get Vic in a good mood



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[drifter379 1106]

Because they can't afford Courvoisier.

[Homesickhorn 2202]

Washing your ass is more important. 

Beat me to it.


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[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

[Vic Mackey 47089]

About to have her 2nd kid with her 2nd baby daddy. Doesn't even let her first baby daddy see his daughter even though he wants to be apart of her life. But of course that have to prop themselves up on social media. You take care of your kids you had? Wow great job! So has every mammal since the dawn of time.

[SurlyBDR 22808]

Good ole Florence, Tx

 

[Vic Mackey 47089]

No idea where Florence is but that is pretty funny.

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[Stunns38 3536]

They left out, the cheating on their husbands part.

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[Fudge Nuggets 19208]

10 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Do she suck dick?  Because that's all that really matters.

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We called this 'Tackle The Man'

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[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

28 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

We called this 'Tackle The Man'

Smear the queer in the early  90s

[PvilleStang 2913]

Now everyone gets a football, and must remain 3 feet apart to avoid penetrating each others' safe space.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

That chick with some sense and class would be an absolute smoke show.  

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2 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Smear the queer in the early  90s

Yep.

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On 6/22/2018 at 10:16 PM, Longboard Horn said:

Seriously, what the fuck?



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Jersey Man! 

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2 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Smear the queer in the early  90s

same for the 80s

[ABSR 5319]

31 minutes ago, markstanco said:

same for the 80s

Same in the 70’s.   

 

I remember my kids playing and calling it “kill the carrier”.   I thought, “No, that’s smear the ............ohhhhhhhhh.  Kill the carrier is better.”

[Nole-4-Life 804]

3 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Smear the queer in the early  90s

In the 70s as well.

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[LW Goatman 1124]

That is some dumbass shit.

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[Kennythetiger 9395]

Shay, that's really rude.

[Ldogg53 514]

We used both the smear the queer as well as kill the man with the ball.
Late 80s.

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