Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[ButtFumble 5164]

[BrickTop 474]

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You are chatting at night with her
You suddenly feel horny
You quickly ask for a nude 
She says no
You continue
She asks you to understand her 
You tell her to trust you
She says she can't expose her body to anyone
You still go on.

She tells you to wait 
You wait patiently 
She sends it 
You feel happy 
You wank on it
You finish, you look at the nude again 
You feel disgusted 
You think its nasty after wanking on it
You then go to mobile uploads
You upload the pic with a nasty caption 
You even tag her
She sees it
She sends you a message for you to delete it, she cries and begs
But you say no‼ 
She tells you she'll send more if you delete that one
You say you've seen everything you wanted.
People start to like and react on the nude
Some start to comment bad things, some defend, some feel sorry, some laugh.
Her friends see the nude, some friends are disappointed and discriminate her, some friends defend her, but it does nothing cause everybody has seen the nude.
Some people share it
Some save and some even show her relatives 
She's toned she regrets she cries 
Next day she goes to school 
She finds some people booing her
She enters the class just about to sit, she's called by the head teacher 
She's told to explain what the head teacher and the member of stuff have heard, she fails 
She's beaten.
The head teacher call her parents 
They talk to the head teacher and the result is that she's expelled ‼
The parents try to plead but the head teacher is cold hearted
She goes home 
Her parents are disappointed, and they also beat her.
Her phone is taken away
Her life ruined 
She tries to take a walk just to think things through 
But as she's walking people point at her 
She hears them talking about the same thing
Some laugh
She goes back home.
Thinking too much 
She decides to commit suicide as a relief 
She goes to her mothers bedroom 
She gets the rat poison 
She quickly drinks it 
Within two minutes she's dead.
Her parents call for her 
She doesn't answer 
They are mad they call again, she doesn't answer 
They quickly go to her bedroom to beat her 
They find her dead with the rat poison beside her 
They feel bad, they blame themselves 
They cry, they regret punishing her 
They call her relatives and close friends 
Everybody knows and they feel sad 
Her best friend cries cause she can't believe what she sees.
The exposer also hears the news
He is toned 
He regrets, he feels like going back to time 
The burial day has come, her best friend and parents see the coffin lowering 
they all burst in tears 
They can't believe it.
Her parents are never the same from their daughters
Everybody close to her are not the same
The exposer is being haunted with force pictures of her.
It started simple until it was too much
You can easily ruin someone's life with something you think is simple.
Life is like electricity, Anybody can shock you.
 


 

What in the actual fuck


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[SKJ 1311]

On 3/27/2018 at 10:16 AM, Jade said:

My people don't like my boyfriend. 

He must not choke you enough

[Nole-4-Life 801]

On 3/27/2018 at 12:11 PM, Jimbaround said:

Will someone please answer a question for me (completely aware of my ignorance of Facetron):  What does one get from having multiple "likes" or "shares?"  Is there a monetary component?

Some people define themselves by  how many likes they get. It's weird as hell. And they'll judge you if you don't like what they post. 

[Nole-4-Life 801]

14 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

For anyone who might not be able to see that video:

 

 

Holy shit! Skinny jeans and all....

Edited March 29, 2018 by Nole-4-Life

[Jerry Callo 8694]

11 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Black gay mafia... Do not fuck with them.

Thug Life!  *finger snap

[BigDHornfan 6545]

11 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

Fit Blump?

[buffalobill989 167]

looks like he got shot with a bb gun

[buffalobill989 167]

gangsta

[Whitman 694]

10 minutes ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

That gay black guy fight was hilarious!

How does one explain that to the insurance company?

[Whitman 694]

1 minute ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

"This bitch boi was being extra so, yea!"

So is "extra" covered under liability or comprehensive?

Sucks if that was mama's car (either one).

[BlueGreySky 1002]

23 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

well this escalated quickly

https://www.facebook.com/bambi.america/videos/960087760816224/

 

needed a good laugh. 

[texasdago 7562]

23 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

For anyone who might not be able to see that video:

 

 

Hey, you left the trunk open.

[Vic Mackey 47006]

[Stunns38 3460]

Black gay mafia... Do not fuck with them.

Homothugs. They’re vicious. I was legitimately scared of the Christopher st PATH Station in NYC where they congregated. Got catcalled and hit on aggressively there and I’m no small dude. #metoo

[Stunns38 3460]

Where’s the beanbag?


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[ButtFumble 5164]

12 hours ago, Whitman said:

So is "extra" covered under liability or comprehensive?

Sucks if that was mama's car (either one).

 

if you have allstate they have "extra" forgiveness

[Vic Mackey 47006]

[dcbc 14464]

Edit.  Already posted.  Delete user.

Edited March 30, 2018 by dcbc

[Vic Mackey 47006]

Cutthroat the family man fake gangsta just had his son born. Cyrus Kobe is his name.

 

[XR4ticlone 122]

I'm fearful for our future. 

That entire video contains 0 people who will ever achieve even a net natural impact on society. 

Someone needs to market Cherry Flavor Tide Pods...and thin out the heard. 

[BrickTop 474]

Cutthroat the family man fake gangsta just had his son born. Cyrus Kobe is his name.


 

Did someone jizz on his face?


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[SurlyBDR 22760]

[SurlyBDR 22760]

[NeverMarryAStripper 21864]

Why is there a washing machine in the kitchen ?

[Vic Mackey 47006]

I have a friend's house in Pleasant Grove that is not far off from that shit. Very uncomfortable to go into.

[SurlyBDR 22760]

Wait, so you went there more than once? 

[Quasimofo 406]

WORLDTHTAR!

[Okie State 3804]

That's pretty standard for a hoarder's house. No, I would not eat there.

[Vic Mackey 47006]

...

[Vic Mackey 47006]

"MAN I️ REALLY MISS MY SISTER...SHES DOING A 10 YR SENTENCE FOR SOME SHIT WE USED TO BE INVOLVED IN...BASICALLY SHE WAS DOIN ALL MY DIRTY WORK CAUSE SHE KNEW I️ HAD TOO MUCH TO LOSE WITH HAVING 4 KIDS AND MY BUSINESS...SO YEA I️ FEEL GUILTY...I️ KNOW FOR A FACT ME AND HER DONE MADE A COUPLE HUNDRED THOUSAND EASY...WE MADE A SHITLOAD OF MONEY TOGETHER...BUT NONE OF IT IS WORTH BEING AWAY FROM UR FAMILY...I️ JUST WROTE HER AND TOLD HER SHE BECAME A GRANDMA COUPLE DAYS AGO AND SENT HER A COUPLE PICS...JUST LETTING HER KNOW I️ ALWAYS THINK ABOUT HER AND SHE IS MISSED...LOVE U MARI..."

Edited March 30, 2018 by Vic Mackey

[Zepol87 9185]

That is a down ass bitch

[Quasimofo 406]

...

Mama, life had just begun, but now I've gone and thrown it all away.

[lateshow 1304]

12 hours ago, Stunns38 said:

Homothugs. They’re vicious. I was legitimately scared of the Christopher st PATH Station in NYC where they congregated. Got catcalled and hit on aggressively there and I’m no small dude. #metoo

Damn right you were

[Call 393]

3 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Decline to eat, but post a pic in the Vic Mackey’s friends food thread

[GhostRider 169]

3 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

What could possibly be so disgusting in that kitchen that it needed to be covered with a towel?

[XR4ticlone 122]

Vic...you need a better class of friends.

Stop...get help.

[Ldogg53 514]

Why is there a washing machine in the kitchen ?

Bro, do you even Europe?

[Nice Guy Eddie 13506]

6 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Why is there a washing machine in the kitchen ?

Spin salet maker

[Art Vandelay 1712]

15 hours ago, Stunns38 said:

Homothugs. They’re vicious. I was legitimately scared of the Christopher st PATH Station in NYC where they congregated. Got catcalled and hit on aggressively there and I’m no small dude. #metoo

[Jade 131]

[SurlyBDR 22760]

Poor thing 

 

[SKJ 1311]

Wait... does this person show up at soft ball fields hoping to get picked up by a team randomly?
No, you fucking wierdo... nobody wants a stray freak on their team. Go home loser, you're drunk.

I thought that's what a pick-up game was?

[ButtFumble 5164]

On 3/29/2018 at 9:05 AM, buffalobill989 said:

looks like he got shot with a bb gun

 

I thought he maybe had a webcam installed in his head because his shit is so lit it needs to be live 24X7X365.25

[Brothahorn 10087]

For anyone who might not be able to see that video:
 
 

At least nobody had a gun.

#KeepinItOldSchool

[Vic Mackey 47006]

Wait... does this person show up at soft ball fields hoping to get picked up by a team randomly?
No, you fucking wierdo... nobody wants a stray freak on their team. Go home loser, you're drunk.

People do this at Mesquite and Garland.

[SurlyBDR 22760]

12 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Wait... does this person show up at soft ball fields hoping to get picked up by a team randomly?

No, you fucking wierdo... nobody wants a stray freak on their team. Go home loser, you're drunk.

There's almost always a team that's short a person and needs a pick-up... but there are people that don't have a team and hang out at the fields just trying to get picked up to play. I've never seen anyone get butthurt because they didn't get picked up

[Zepol87 9185]

Yea people at Kiest in Oak Cliff do it also. If I have the early game I’ll stay and drink and I usually get picked up

[rpspeed 1360]

[yoshi 137]

27 minutes ago, rpspeed said:

That would never work with my cat.   She'd flip the fuck out and run off.