Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Vic Mackey 46936]

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[ERhine 1894]

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That’s one weird looking hand.

[GhostofDanJones 336]

Not only is this dumbass shit, but it's down right disgusting!

[Vic Mackey 46936]

How long would it even take to fill up a whole glass with your jizz?

[Jerry Callo 8665]

35 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

How long would it even take to fill up a whole glass with your jizz?

A question often asked at the A&M indoctrination camp, or so I've heard.

[SurlyBDR 22650]

[Vic Mackey 46936]

Scotch

[SurlyBDR 22650]

[kopp0e 1135]

On 7/7/2018 at 1:21 PM, Longboard Horn said:

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Screw this ultimatum, I'm keeping everything on the list..!

[kopp0e 1135]

9 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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I'm sure we could negotiate a compromise of "halfway in"...

[markstanco 12508]

I chuckle at the for sale groups on FB.

Example: some random is trying to sell his 2004 (14 years old) polaris 4 wheeler. Value on nada is $1800. He wants $3000 because it was kept in a shed and "kid driven" whatever that means. If it was me at 10 years old the value would be about $200 because I would red line the hell out of it and sink it in the mud every Saturday and Sunday.

[Moby Ric 2058]

You guys know some fucked up people on FB.  Mine is nothing more than people posting pics of their dogs and trips they are on.  

[Jerry Callo 8665]

12 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Skullet

[deft 6800]

Kevin Morgan.

[Vic Mackey 46936]

[Sbbruin 21737]

Dear Neighbor- Get fucked and stop looking in my backyard.

[InkaUtexas 25518]

No shit, fuck that peeping tom and his birds. Bet you he has little dogs. 

[You don't know me 1161]

That's fake, right?  Right?  No way that someone could seriously get mad about a kid outside playing.

[Longboard Horn 40144]

Vic, you the real mvp




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[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

15 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

911:  "911, what is your emergency?"

Idiot:  "There's a kid outside laughing and giggling while playing."

911:  "Is the child trespassing on your property?"

Idiot"  "No, he's in his own backyard."

911:  Click.

[PittsburghTiger 6137]

11 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

911:  "911, what is your emergency?"

Idiot:  "There's a kid outside laughing and giggling while playing."

911:  "Is the child trespassing on your property?"

Idiot"  "No, he's in his own backyard."

911:  Click.

Heaven forbid a small child should laugh and giggle while playing outside.

[You don't know me 1161]

Heaven forbid a small child play outside.  They would be much better off inside in front of the TV.

I think that the neighbor should go ahead and move into Sun City.

[Vic Mackey 46936]

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[PittsburghTiger 6137]

7 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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So glad Facebook is running those commercials telling us that they are going back to being good.

[Vic Mackey 46936]

[Longboard Horn 40144]

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[Vic Mackey 46936]

I'll tell her to suck my dick and throw her $50. 

[Vic Mackey 46936]

[Vic Mackey 46936]

[Vic Mackey 46936]

[RoundRobin 828]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

And Flo Rida Lynn?

[GhostofDanJones 336]

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Ask if she likes being spanked.

[SurlyBDR 22650]

[woohorn 1131]

Jake sounds like the stutterer from WWHH.

[Vic Mackey 46936]

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[JohnnyShotgun 34]

Jake sounds like a lightweight little bitch.

[SurlyBDR 22650]

[kopp0e 1135]

6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Can we select "all of the above", as a response..?

[kopp0e 1135]

6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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This photo looks imposed over the background, I bet she's really 17 and would wait until you get her up to the room then claim a ransom to not tell the cops... #JustSayNo

[Longboard Horn 40144]

Makes no fucking sense....



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[Vic Mackey 46936]

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This is truly dumb ass shit.

[luke duke 6390]

Not on Facebook, but dumb nonetheless. Posted in the break room by the same company that provides the styrofoam cups.

[Stoogey 219]

49 minutes ago, luke duke said:

Not on Facebook, but dumb nonetheless. Posted in the break room by the same company that provides the styrofoam cups.

"Styrofoam" cups aren't Styrofoam. Look at the bottom of a cup.



EPS (expanded polystyrene) is a #6 recyclable.

[MissingInAction 24823]

Sick burn

[woohorn 1131]

Why is stoogey cutting the bottom out of that cup?

I thought everyone used a popcorn box.

[Stoogey 219]

Because I prefer BJs to handies.