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26 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Yeah, well you could steal a lot more money with clever use of a #2, that's all I'm sayin'.

A classmate punctured my eardrum with a #2 pencil 64 years ago. Have had trouble with that ear ever since, but I hear what you are sayin’.

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20 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

A classmate punctured my eardrum with a #2 pencil 64 years ago. Have had trouble with that ear ever since, but I hear what you are sayin’.

Internally contradictory post contradicts itself. 

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Jesus some people are stupid.  $50 a month is $600 a year, or a .06% return on $1 million.  Take your $1 million now and put it in a savings account at .1% and you get $83.33 a month.

You know what I would do if I had a million dollars? I would invest half of it in low risk mutual funds and then take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities...
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16 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

The Sony definitely has Young Lady Chatterly from Cinemax after 2am. 

My old man would have recorded 10-15 minutes of some PBS bullshit that no kid or wife would have ever willingly sat through at the start of the tape, recorded Skinemax starting in the middle of the tape, and then prominently labeled the tape with the PBS title. 

But I eventually discovered that the more boring the label, the more likely the full content of the tape would appeal to my prurient interests... 

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21 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Jesus some people are stupid.  $50 a month is $600 a year, or a .06% return on $1 million.  Take your $1 million now and put it in a savings account at .1% and you get $83.33 a month.

You're also out the $1 mil. Which is kinda the bigger difference

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