Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Trey3216 15346]

3 minutes ago, 4doorsMoreWhores said:

Your wife's furry little rug always makes me chuffed

Username checks out.  

[Guest Lobo]

4 doors?  She only hooks up with dudes in Camaros, Challengers, and Corvettes...and only if they have an Oakley sticker on the back window. woman has standards.  

Edited January 18, 2022 by Lobo

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On 1/17/2022 at 7:07 PM, Vic Mackey said:

 

21 hours ago, nineliveslost said:

I still don't get this one

It's got to be A as she is the only one who knows the sex of the baby...right?

[Hanrahan 1306]

This it B because she has her legs spread.  She's a goer.

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5 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

This it B because she has her legs spread.  She's a goer.

That and the hair colors match.  But yeah I don't get where any lulz is coming from.

[Hate 20108]

That and the hair colors match.  But yeah I don't get where any lulz is coming from.

No the lulz thread but the dumbass thread…so the pic fits.

[thunderlounge 7825]

1 hour ago, Hanrahan said:

This it B because she has her legs spread.  She's a goer.

So what you’re saying is she was standing on her porch, legs open as usual, amd a baby just happened to fall out onto said porch?

You’d figure she would have heard the cries as it dropped out and hit the deck.

Edited January 19, 2022 by thunderlounge

[nineliveslost 2753]

But C has hands on hips like mothers do

[Trey3216 15346]

30 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

But C has hands on hips like mothers do

And she's angrily standing in front of the fridge with her legs crossed, like new mothers do.  

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On 1/17/2022 at 8:07 PM, Vic Mackey said:

It's C.  She's wearing those kitten heels.  

[Brisketexan 105123]

As someone who waited tables 30 years ago….this was true then, and true now. Still makes me ragey.

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On 1/17/2022 at 7:07 PM, Vic Mackey said:

Going with C because she hasn’t got her period back. 

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11 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

As someone who waited tables 30 years ago….this was true then, and true now. Still makes me ragey.

YUP! That's why I don't work Sundays. The last Sunday lunch I truly worked was Mother's Day. Fuck that! Never again! 

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1 minute ago, purplepride95 said:

More common than you think 

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1 minute ago, purplepride95 said:

“Wood both”  THIS 

Steel Shank 

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1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

You know a way to a man’s heart is…

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[Vic Mackey 47029]

Cool boomer. I can do all of these