Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Brisketexan 105570]

You know what? That’s awesome. Fly your freak flag, dude. You do you. America, fuck yeah.

[futureman 22565]

56 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

You know what? That’s awesome. Fly your freak flag, dude. You do you. America, fuck yeah.

but what about the children?

[Brisketexan 105570]

but what about the children?

They can get their own skimpy plaid miniskirts.

[tfoolry 8254]

He prob. stole that skirt from one of young girls at the catholic elementary school he teaches at.  

[Longboard Horn 40865]

Just realized his high heels are made from an old pair of Chuck Taylor sneakers

[Born Burnt 6190]

8 hours ago, tfoolry said:

He prob. stole that skirt from one of young girls at the catholic elementary school he teaches at.  

 

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Just realized his high heels are made from an old pair of Chuck Taylor sneakers

I don't think y'all are using the correct pronoun.

[Laxtonto 12635]

5 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Just realized his high heels are made from an old pair of Chuck Taylor sneakers

What I chuckle more about is that I think the license plate says FL LAW

Edited March 9, 2022 by Laxtonto

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[tbone_ 14256]

Every hs has losers and dorks

[futureman 22565]

3 hours ago, Born Burnt said:

I don't think y'all are using the correct pronoun.

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7 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Just realized his high heels are made from an old pair of Chuck Taylor sneakers

My basketball coach, he done kicked me off the team
For wearin' high-heel sneakers and actin' like a queen

He must be a big Cheech and Chong fan.

[MissingInAction 25299]

14 hours ago, Speedtrucker said:

Yes those with barely a high school degree have moved on from being pandemic medical/science experts to war and global oil supply experts

I was just talking to a friend about this very thing. I'm like dude! Why are you arguing with these fox news/Joe Rogan parrots?

Most couldn't even graduate high school and those who did were held back a grade or two.

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[futureman 22565]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

hash brown patty in the 4th round? vodka and shoestrings in the 5th? those are your value picks. 

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12 minutes ago, futureman said:

hash brown patty in the 4th round? vodka and shoestrings in the 5th? those are your value picks. 

Curly fries sitting there like Aaron Rodgers, having to wait to be called despite being the top player.

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

You cut up a hash brown patty and then you have tater tots.  That's a #6 value, you couple that with some chips and maybe a potato to be named later and you make a run at 1,1.  This is how you win championships.

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2 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Curly fries sitting there like Aaron Rodgers, having to wait to be called despite being the top player.

standard cut fries is your baker mayfield. 

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1 minute ago, futureman said:

standard cut fries is your baker mayfield. 

What is your Dak? 

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5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

What is your Dak? 

gotta be a 4th rounder. either potato croquettes or gnocchi. both are basically shit. not unlike one rayne prescott.

although that casserole looks like it has marshmallows. that would best fit dak’s identity as a soft overhyped pussy. 

Edited March 9, 2022 by futureman

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9 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

What is your Dak? 

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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Only if I get the ones with scrubby side in green. The yellow scrubbers suck

[Vic Mackey 47306]

Sandlot, Mighty Ducks, Home Alone

[DigglerontheHoof 21273]

I could stop at Sandlot. 

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2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I could stop at Sandlot. 

This^^^

[davidg 4040]

I could stop at Sandlot. 

Counterpoint: Holes has a sweaty Sigourney Weaver and Patricia Arquette on horseback.

[markstanco 12653]

I hope we are getting past this pronoun shit. Seems like we are.

[ztejas 43741]

Holes is great. So is Space Jam. 

[Longboard Horn 40865]

13 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Sandlot, Mighty Ducks, Home Alone

The Sandlot, Holes, Space Jam 

[Johnny Sack 8397]

Sandlot, Little Giants, and Home Alone.

[Anwar Namtut 344]

Sandlot, Holes and Home Alone. I've only seen four of those anyway. My Girl is the fourth.

[futureman 22565]

what the fuck is holes?

[Gene Parmesan 4022]

I am concerned for the mental health of someone who thinks Holes > Little Giants.

[NeverMarryAStripper 22030]

6 minutes ago, futureman said:

what the fuck is holes?

A porno obviously

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0 aint fucking boiled