Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

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31 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

[MissingInAction 25113]

Vic is roflboxing this thread.

[MAUFRAIS 6629]

I’m not comfortable with that being ridiculed.

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12 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

However...the smell of cock cheese makes his mouth water.

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[BayouBill 835]

4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Few things felt better than throwing a crisp spiral with the Turbo

[CooterBrown 18015]

I only had the original but after two days it always had a hundred chunks missing. At least it made good finger grips I guess.

[tfoolry 8220]

4 minutes ago, BayouBill said:

Few things felt better than throwing a crisp spiral with the Turbo

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16 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Fuck em all

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[futureman 22492]

55 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

funny but false. 

[Elvis 3371]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

We played with real footballs.  Fucking 2nd string QB David Dickskin threw like he was trying to break the speed record.  Instead he broke my finger (starting outside linebacker and 2nd string TE).  He also split my starting WR/CB's hand in half.  Then QB broke his collar bone, and we didn't have to worry about laser balls injuries for the rest of the season.  Lot's more catches.

[Prepuce of Doom 21087]

1 hour ago, BayouBill said:

Few things felt better than throwing a crisp spiral with the Turbo

And few things felt more futile than trying to huck a waterlogged Original. 

[tbone_ 14132]

Original nerf was best in the pool.

Turbo best for errbody go deep

[Dutchrudder 11141]

I had a Turbo, it was awesome until I tried to throw a real football. That's when I decided to stick with baseball for sports.

[MissingInAction 25113]

Turbo is for dudes with tiny hands. 

[Prepuce of Doom 21087]

12 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Turbo is for dudes with tiny hands. 

Or, you know, children. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Few things felt better than throwing a crisp spiral with the Turbo

I’d agree..but launching a vortex and listening to that whistle is better.

[futureman 22492]

yeah it’s the vortex hands down. what’s wrong with you people? that vortex would fly 100 yards easy. 

[Incredulity 11675]

33 minutes ago, futureman said:

yeah it’s the vortex hands down. what’s wrong with you people? that vortex would fly 100 yards easy. 

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1 hour ago, Elvis said:

We played with real footballs.  Fucking 2nd string QB David Dickskin threw like he was trying to break the speed record.  Instead he broke my finger (starting outside linebacker and 2nd string TE).  He also split my starting WR/CB's hand in half.  Then QB broke his collar bone, and we didn't have to worry about laser balls injuries for the rest of the season.  Lot's more catches.

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We OOBE to explain this phenomenon.

[Crapinon 2257]

14 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

 

We OOBE to explain this phenomenon.

 

Or, how about wearing an adult diaper so people don't have to step in your piss and some innocent janitor has to clean up your piss storm? 

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51 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

 

We OOBE to explain this phenomenon.

 

At least she didn't shit her pants like the dozen or so guys in the other thread.

[MissingInAction 25113]

52 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

 

We OOBE to explain this phenomenon.

 

It's piss. 

Where's my tree fiddy?

[Jersey Man10 3538]

That’s a fucking dude right?

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3 hours ago, Crapinon said:

Or, how about wearing an adult diaper so people don't have to step in your piss and some innocent janitor has to clean up your piss storm? 

That would make too much sense. Then they could not get the attention they were seeking and cry about some condition they have and tell everyone how evil they are for talking about it.

If you know you have this symptom, then prevent it from making a mess in public you fucking moron.

[Elvis 3371]

Oil catch pan would be appropriate equipment for Mrs. Man 

 

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22 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

All of them, but blast back was good for kicking the ball off in a pick up game. 

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