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17 hours ago, ztejas said:

No love for Chex mix? The bold flavor in the black bag is great.

I find the bold has a weird aftertaste, but I’ll buy the cheese one from time to time and the bag never lasts more than a day.

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^ we make it at around Christmas every year (aka “trash”), using bacon grease, various seasonings, and liberal amounts of worchestershire and tabasco (very liberal, like Susan Sarandon liberal).

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22 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

This is I-35.

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*we're*

 

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49 minutes ago, demos said:

^ we make it at around Christmas every year (aka “trash”), using bacon grease, various seasonings, and liberal amounts of worchestershire and tabasco (very liberal, like Susan Sarandon liberal).

Yeah my Aunt makes it at Christmas too and it’s 100x better than the Chex mix brand.  I have the recipe but haven’t made it myself since she usually a sends a couple gallon bags worth each year which scratches the itch.

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1 hour ago, demos said:

^ we make it at around Christmas every year (aka “trash”), using bacon grease, various seasonings, and liberal amounts of worchestershire and tabasco (very liberal, like Susan Sarandon liberal).

Like Austin liberal?

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Like Austin liberal?

More liberal than that even.

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30 minutes ago, nnm said:

Like Austin liberal?

No because the Chex mix doesn't make people want to blow their brains out. 

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Gen X fountains at school were never cold.  

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Gen X fountains at school were never cold.  

I’m gen X and they absolutely were cold in my school. Like hurt your teeth cold.

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1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

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15 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Wrong. I'm white and I say "you got me fucked up"

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4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

isn’t that the one that comes from the dallas municipal water supply?

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44 minutes ago, futureman said:

isn’t that the one that comes from the dallas municipal water supply?

All dasani is from the local municipalities around the country.  Reverse osmosis to purify.  

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3 minutes ago, markstanco said:

All dasani is from the local municipalities around the country.  Reverse osmosis to purify.  

What if they skip that part

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Then it tastes like it has been sitting in a water gun I guess. 

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I keep a tantō on my hip so if anyone offers me Dasani I can just commit seppuku instead. 

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45 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I keep a tantō on my hip so if anyone offers me Dasani I can just commit seppuku instead. 

Racialist?

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6 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Bedouin?

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The under a tree part was absolutely correct.

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Wow!!

 

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I want a whore net. 

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isn't whore net a sugar baby website?