Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[ButtFumble 5183]

 

 

 

shit I can't find the thread with this guy, but here he is driving his house car at 6th and Congress

Edited May 16, 2022 by ButtFumble

[markstanco 12628]

2 hours ago, purplepride95 said:

If your parents cry at your high school graduation, that says a lot on their expectations of you going forward. 

[Vic Mackey 47163]

[Speedtrucker 2082]

And that man was Einstein!

*the inmates son…

[MissingInAction 25204]

Chuck testa?

[Vic Mackey 47163]

[Vic Mackey 47163]

[Vic Mackey 47163]

[ButtFumble 5183]

 

bob stoops parkway

[tbone_ 14182]

Chuck testa?

Nope!

[Longboard Horn 40544]

 

[Vic Mackey 47163]

[Incredulity 11683]

3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

[futureman 22553]

coke is awesome. 

[Longboard Horn 40544]

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[Vic Mackey 47163]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

coke is awesome. 

They are spot on with that last line. I never knew how common it was until I got older. People you would not expect to go near it do it. 

[Vic Mackey 47163]

[Vic Mackey 47163]

[Kennythetiger 9479]

27 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Can I bunt?

[Gene Parmesan 4016]

35 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

It's a win-win situation.  

[Vic Mackey 47163]

[Kennythetiger 9479]

And the ash tray on my forearm. 

[tbone_ 14182]

That shit was 70s not 80s. 80s switched to plastic on seatbelt locks and everywhere else.

[Vic Mackey 47163]

4 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

That shit was 70s not 80s. 80s switched to plastic on seatbelt locks and everywhere else.

I'm an 80s baby and remember these. Not sure which year model the vehicles were, though. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21255]

I can't recall exactly what makes/models they were but both sets of grandparents had big ass sedans that had the seatbelts anchored to the transmission tunnel in the back seat.  You put your bare ankle up against one of those fuckers and it was like a branding iron.  Texas heat combined w/ transmission heat.  

[tbone_ 14182]

I'm an 80s baby and remember these. Not sure which year model the vehicles were, though. 

70s car I bet though

[futureman 22553]

35 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

That shit was 70s not 80s. 80s switched to plastic on seatbelt locks and everywhere else.

you’re wrong. 

[ABSR 5325]

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I can't recall exactly what makes/models they were but both sets of grandparents had big ass sedans that had the seatbelts anchored to the transmission tunnel in the back seat.  You put your bare ankle up against one of those fuckers and it was like a branding iron.  Texas heat combined w/ transmission heat.  

Plastic seats were scalding hot too.  I remember the plastic seats that had waffle like patterns so that when you wore shorts (70's shorts) and got out you had the red waffle imprinted on the back of your thighs for the next 30 minutes. 

[demos 3011]

And the ash tray on my forearm. 

That ash tray on the door was fucking sneaky.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21945]

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

If it just applies to MLB it's a no brainer.  If it includes college ball then not a chance.

[markstanco 12628]

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

If I was a Yankees or Red Sox fan, no.  But as a Rangers fan I'd give it a shot. 

[Harrison Bergeron 1798]

 

[Butch Had Not 2994]

I didn't wear seatbelts. My sister and I would just hop over to the front and third row (station wagon) and nobody said shit.

[Bullneck 19215]

5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Just make contact with the ball or hit it past infielders and run it out?  

Maybe you could make contact but ain't no one actually getting a hit.  Get close to touching the ball and get a visit from Uncle Charlie from Port Arthur.

[Augustus 3061]

6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

A friend of mind who's a chemical engineer saw me asking on facebook how to get spaghetti sauce stains off a tuppeware bowl that I really liked.  She asked if I'd microwaved the spaghetti in the bowl, I said yes.  She said that the lycopene in the tomato sauce had chemically bonded with the polymers in the bowl, so the stain was there to stay.

After a few minutes with a Craftsman mouse-sander, I proved her wrong.

Edited May 17, 2022 by Augustus

[Surly Bevo 25184]

5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

10 At Bats?  What if I draw a sneaky walk or wear it for the HBP (and die in the process)

[Johnny Sack 8397]

17 minutes ago, Augustus said:

 

A friend of mind who's a chemical engineer saw me asking on facebook how to get spaghetti sauce stains off a tuppeware bowl that I really liked.  She asked if I'd microwaved the spaghetti in the bowl, I said yes.  She said that the lycopene in the tomato sauce had chemically bonded with the polymers in the bowl, so the stain was there to stay.

After a few minutes with a Craftsman mouse-sander, I proved her wrong.

Spray container with Pam before you put pasta in.

[cmontexas 3283]

Are shifts legal?

[FlaBuff 47]

1 hour ago, Johnny Sack said:

Spray container with Pam before you put pasta in.

[thunderlounge 7952]

7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Shit. Y’all way off on your game.

You slip Nolan a mil to lob the 3rd and 7th up there, take your crack, and pocket 9M.

 

[Hate 20146]

Shit. Y’all way off on your game.
You slip Nolan a mil to lob the 3rd and 7th up there, take your crack, and pocket 9M.
 

[Vic Mackey 47163]

[demos 3011]

^ The fuck it isn’t.

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