Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

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11 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

They are spot on with that last line. I never knew how common it was until I got older. People you would not expect to go near it do it. 

Truth. Especially now I can afford high quality shit that hasn't been cut with baby lax or whatever.

[futureman 22485]

2 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

mmmm chocolate butthole

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9 hours ago, tbone_ said:

That shit was 70s not 80s. 80s switched to plastic on seatbelt locks and everywhere else.

This was definitely a thing in the 80's. My mom had a late 80's S10 Blazer that had these branding irons in it. 

For Sale: 1987 Chevrolet S10

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11 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

A few of you have asked if you have to make contact or actually leg one out or whether you can squeeze out a walk or a bunt or get hit by pitch. Wisely none of you have suggested charging the mound instead of having to get a hit.

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I'd take an ass whoopin' for 5 mil. Easy.

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A few of you have asked if you have to make contact or actually leg one out or whether you can squeeze out a walk or a bunt or get hit by pitch. Wisely none of you have suggested charging the mound instead of having to get a hit.

Oh, I’d say Ventura got a hit, several of them in fact!

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[Kennythetiger 9389]

Initial scrape didn’t hurt nearly as badly as mom’s hydrogen peroxide treatment. 

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57 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Initial scrape didn’t hurt nearly as badly as mom’s hydrogen peroxide treatment. 

hydrogen peroxide didn’t hurt too bad. alcohol or the shower was another story. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

How about when you woke up the next day and the sheets were stuck to the scab

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1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

Initial scrape didn’t hurt nearly as badly as mom’s hydrogen peroxide treatment. 

If you think HP hurts you obviously never got this stuff

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butter and heavy cream

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And mashed.

[Kennythetiger 9389]

Garlic 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

a little bit of sour cream

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Better keep it clean as could be impetigo.  

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52 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

If you think HP hurts you obviously never got this stuff

I think you mean this....Mercurochrome was a pleasure in comparison.

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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Stubbed big toe where you peel off the skin on the end because you were running outside barefoot.   Hated that the most.

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11 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

That’s it?

I got more than that in the couch cushions. 
 

 

2 hours ago, futureman said:

hydrogen peroxide didn’t hurt too bad. alcohol or the shower was another story. 

You knew you’d been an asshole lately when peroxide was skipped for the alcohol. 

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3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

These always crack me up.  Everyone over the age of 30 always thinks they were the last generation to play outside.  The people who post these memes must live in neighborhoods without any kids in them.

Edited May 18, 2022 by Tom

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Absolutely. Bogs down any show. If you want to watch sex, that is the sole reason porn was invented. You can imply 2 characters are going to fuck and then cut/fade away. Many shows do this well. But to show them having sex in full is pointless and dumb.

 

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4 hours ago, Crapinon said:

If you think HP hurts you obviously never got this stuff

monkey blood

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3 hours ago, Nole-4-Life said:

I think you mean this....Mercurochrome was a pleasure in comparison.

I don't think we ever got that. We always got the full mercury treatment. 

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2 hours ago, Tom said:

 

These always crack me up.  Everyone over the age of 30 always thinks they were the last generation to play outside.  The people who post these memes must live in neighborhoods without any kids in them.

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3 hours ago, ABSR said:

Stubbed big toe where you peel off the skin on the end because you were running outside barefoot.   Hated that the most.

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24 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

is this from the langoliers?

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6 minutes ago, purplepride95 said:

that movie was so awesome. 

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Just now, futureman said:

is this from the langoliers?

My parents’ driveway in 1985.