Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

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The fuck is this

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22 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

For the benefit of myself and all the other Yankee Shitheads, what the fuck are these things? 

Goatheads. Even a lego winces in pain after stepping on one. 

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Here's the equivalent Midwestern bastard. Easy enough to avoid stepping on when they get this big, but when they're smaller, you need to be careful in bare feet. 

 

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On 5/18/2022 at 3:57 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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And that Dad was Albert Einstein!!

"A father said to his daughter “You have graduated with honors, here is a car I bought many years ago. It is pretty old now. But before I give it to you, take it to the used car lot downtown and tell them I want to sell it and see how much they offer you for it. 
The daughter went to the used car lot, returned to her father and said, “They offered me $1,000 because the said it looks pretty worn out.” 
The father said, now “Take it to the pawn shop.” The daughter went to the pawn shop, returned to her father and said,”The pawn shop offered only $100 because it is an old car.” 
The father asked his daughter to go to a car club now and show them the car. The daughter then took the car to the club, returned and told her father,” Some people in the club offered $100,000 for it because it’s a Nissan Skyline R34, it's an iconic car and sought by many collectors” 
Now the father said this to his daughter, “The right place values you the right way,” If you are not valued, do not be angry, it means you are in the wrong place. Those who know your value are those who appreciate you......Never stay in a place where no one sees your value.
Never!"

 

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And that Dad was Albert Einstein!!
"A father said to his daughter “You have graduated with honors, here is a car I bought many years ago. It is pretty old now. But before I give it to you, take it to the used car lot downtown and tell them I want to sell it and see how much they offer you for it. 
The daughter went to the used car lot, returned to her father and said, “They offered me $1,000 because the said it looks pretty worn out.” 
The father said, now “Take it to the pawn shop.” The daughter went to the pawn shop, returned to her father and said,”The pawn shop offered only $100 because it is an old car.” 
The father asked his daughter to go to a car club now and show them the car. The daughter then took the car to the club, returned and told her father,” Some people in the club offered $100,000 for it because it’s a Nissan Skyline R34, it's an iconic car and sought by many collectors” 
Now the father said this to his daughter, “The right place values you the right way,” If you are not valued, do not be angry, it means you are in the wrong place. Those who know your value are those who appreciate you......Never stay in a place where no one sees your value.
Never!"
 

Very moving post.

[Prepuce of Doom 21098]

The guy at the used car lot is a fucking moron who is bad at his job. 

Edited May 20, 2022 by Prepuce of Doom

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The whole thing is stupid. Dad buys an iconic vehicle so he knows what it is and tells her to go to a pawn shop!?  

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This bugs me. Bundy scored 4 tds in a high school playoff game. Not many can say that

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On 5/18/2022 at 1:15 PM, Kennythetiger said:

May I introduce you to its partner in evil, the common sandbur, a/k/a "sand spur", more commonly known as a "sticker' to every child that ever walked barefoot through a lawn in a Texas beach town.

Edited May 20, 2022 by Storm the Field

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On 5/19/2022 at 8:05 AM, Vic Mackey said:

How bout greasy cholas?  You got greasy cholas?

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31 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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8 hours ago, Storm the Field said:

May I introduce you to its partner in evil, the common sandbur, a/k/a "sand spur", more commonly known as a "sticker' to every child that ever walked barefoot through a lawn in a Texas beach town.

I used to think these were hell on earth until I met the  jumping cholla.

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On 5/20/2022 at 10:35 AM, Vic Mackey said:

 

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Frosty the hoe man

 

Edited May 22, 2022 by Longboard Horn
Better quality picture

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Texas and Wisconsin

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Florida cops on I-10 between Tallahassee and Jax.

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On 5/21/2022 at 9:22 AM, Longboard Horn said:

Ian Anderson:  Hold my beer.

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Accurate 

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Married*