Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

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4 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

That's his....son?

The googles says he transitioned at 12 to her.

oookay

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5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

3 pumps, congratulations to Jersey man on the baby.

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On 6/7/2022 at 9:36 PM, Harrison Bergeron said:

At one of my first jobs in my early 20s my boss would check my hands for a stamp if I was particularly hung over. He didn't care. He was already married at 28 and wanted to hear my poon chasing stories.

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3 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

3 pumps, congratulations to Jersey man on the baby.

that would be three separate pregnancies. 

Edited June 9, 2022 by futureman

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3 hours ago, Harrison Bergeron said:

 

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On 6/8/2022 at 9:58 AM, Vic Mackey said:

The eye chart is a nice touch. As if asking the patient to read it through their tears to forget the humiliation

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On 5/27/2022 at 1:51 PM, Vic Mackey said:

Fuck kindergarten graduation. I seriously hope whatever school I send my children to doesn't do that. Not wasting my time with that bullshit. 

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Edited June 10, 2022 by Vic Mackey

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Hell yeah! I had both of the spongebobs as my wallpaper 

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56 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Fuck kindergarten graduation. I seriously hope whatever school I send my children to doesn't do that. Not wasting my time with that bullshit. 

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2 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

None of the schools me or my older siblings went to did that. 

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27 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I guess mom thinks you can't open the fridge without a front handle?

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21 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Minutes? Just minutes? Damn y'all got it made.

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Not dumbass but pretty cool

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[ztejas 44226]

11 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Telling my mom the vision in her left eye ain't worth $29M and cutting her a check for 15.

Edited June 11, 2022 by ztejas

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Not dumbass but pretty cool

It might be cool if it was doable, but sadly we have things like "borders" and "visas".

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It might be cool if it was doable, but sadly we have things like "borders" and "visas".

Trivial. How about not getting Your arms pulled off and beaten with them by a monkey or taking a nice walk through a pride of lions or pack of hyenas. That would go well. Oh and the Sahara…good fucking luck with that.