Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[ButtFumble 5172]

[DigglerontheHoof 21186]

salmonellamobile

[Prepuce of Doom 21065]

I'd like to think that her entire purchase is going to go into a thousand chicken milk bombs. 

[purplepride95 6890]

 

Edited July 20, 2022 by purplepride95

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Edited July 20, 2022 by purplepride95

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[Vic Mackey 47019]

[66BUFF 2562]

14 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

"Y'know Joe, I enjoy being gay with you but I think

think it's about time, y'know that you got in shape, tucked the shirt

in and lost the wife".

[Vic Mackey 47019]

[thunderlounge 7816]

Who puts cash in a mailbox?

[Goredho 17399]

[Vic Mackey 47019]

[Vic Mackey 47019]

[thunderlounge 7816]

Already up to willie? I’d better twist and catch up. 

[Bullneck 19079]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Someone who hates his baby momma?

[Kennythetiger 9377]

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

I hope he put the $20 on the outside of the roll. 

[Longboard Horn 40301]

[ABSR 5309]

3 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

Who puts cash in a mailbox?

Someone many many months behind on child support, but who wants a Photo OP to post on social media to fool people into thinking he's not as big of a dead beat Dad everyone already believes him to be.

[Vic Mackey 47019]

[ztejas 43418]

[Anwar Namtut 344]

8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

What language is that? Maybe I need June Cleaver to translate.

[Vic Mackey 47019]

[Longhornstampede 3182]

Surl alive and well in Indiana?

 

[deft 6844]

Sure. Just eat clen, tren hard, anavar give up.
Edit: and down some protein brah

[purplepride95 6890]

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[Vic Mackey 47019]

[NWBuck 8552]

15 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Surl alive and well in Indiana?

 

Well, Gary Indiana has always been a bit freaky...

[Vic Mackey 47019]

[Vic Mackey 47019]

[Vic Mackey 47019]

Living the life

 

[nnm 36360]

On 7/10/2022 at 8:37 AM, Scheiss Meister said:

This is why I have three tape measures, two claw hammers, and two pipe wrenches.  I also buy two extra 1/2 inch and two extra 10 mm sockets and box wrenches when I replace my last one.  Those just disappear, even when I haven't used one in a while.

I'm convinced that the aliens who visit Earth are just coming to steal my tools.  I used to think it was my kids, but they have both been out on their own for ten years and it still happens, so it's either aliens or that damned Sasquatch.

[Vic Mackey 47019]

[Vic Mackey 47019]

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Sweet Caroline as a play in skates to the championship

[thunderlounge 7816]

Most of those wouldn’t even make the NIT, let alone the dance, and the sweet 16. 

[ztejas 43418]

15 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Sweet Caroline as a play in skates to the championship

No one really sings along to the whole song, though. Mr. Brightside is appropriately seeded #1 for my generation. 

[nnm 36360]

2 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Sweet Caroline as a play in skates to the championship

In a karaoke bar, the two finalists, no questions asked, are Sweet Caroline and Don’t Stop Believin’. You can throw some other chumps in there if you want (Sweet Home Alabama, Free Fallin’, You’ve Lost (That Lovin’ Feelin’), Gangsta’s Paradise, Baby One More Time), like the CFP, but everybody knows those two are gonna play for the trophy. 

[Longboard Horn 40301]

[Longboard Horn 40301]

[Kennythetiger 9377]

7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Switch roles and that’s my house. I really enjoy cooking for her, but goddamn, stay out of the kitchen when I am in there, please. 

[Longboard Horn 40301]

[Longboard Horn 40301]

[DigglerontheHoof 21186]

16 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

[Okie State 3818]

This applies to whatever tool I happen to need at that time.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

More likely: I found my 10mm socket. 

But it needs to be a 10mm deep socket.

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