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1 hour ago, tfoolry said:

At least 3 of those has various skinemax movies taped over them.  

During my childhood, the easiest way to identify the Skinemax tapes was to look for labels proclaiming to be documentaries about boring shit no child would ever care to watch. 

It fooled me for a little while, until I realized that my dad didn't want to watch those sorts of programs, either. 

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11 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

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In 6th grade, my neighbors mom did that to their living room TV plug. They were the only house with cable and all us kids would go over there after school to watch cartoons/movies (she got home at 7-8). Some of the bitch mothers complained to her that we were probably watching porn, so she thought that would shut it down.

So we hammered off that lock, bought an identical one at Walmart, swapped the extra key on her keychain and just locked it back up every day at 7pm.

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55 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

In 6th grade, my neighbors mom did that to their living room TV plug. They were the only house with cable and all us kids would go over there after school to watch cartoons/movies (she got home at 7-8). Some of the bitch mothers complained to her that we were probably watching porn, so she thought that would shut it down.

So we hammered off that lock, bought an identical one at Walmart, swapped the extra key on her keychain and just locked it back up every day at 7pm.

hahaha yea kids are like prisoners in some regards......just a lot of fucking free time to come up with ways to circumvent parents shit to stop them from doing things

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1 hour ago, rage-a-holic said:

In 6th grade, my neighbors mom did that to their living room TV plug. They were the only house with cable and all us kids would go over there after school to watch cartoons/movies (she got home at 7-8). Some of the bitch mothers complained to her that we were probably watching porn, so she thought that would shut it down.

So we hammered off that lock, bought an identical one at Walmart, swapped the extra key on her keychain and just locked it back up every day at 7pm.

so were y’all watching porn?

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22 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

During my childhood, the easiest way to identify the Skinemax tapes was to look for labels proclaiming to be documentaries about boring shit no child would ever care to watch. 

It fooled me for a little while, until I realized that my dad didn't want to watch those sorts of programs, either. 

I was the only football fan in my family and most  of my porn was labeled "Kansas vs Kansas St."

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