Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[NeverMarryAStripper 21898]

White pussy?

[SurlyBDR 22773]

Never marry a stripper named white pussy.

Solid advice, bruh

[Lone Star Horn 2016]

LOL, Black Brisket

[Guest]

Blue waffle.

 

Wait a minute!

[immortal13 4059]

1 hour ago, Lone Star Horn said:

LOL, Black Brisket

Catchy

[Apep 645]

Gray cheese stick.

[Vic Mackey 47019]

[Vic Mackey 47019]

[Vic Mackey 47019]

[Vic Mackey 47019]

[SurlyBDR 22773]

[After irth 1243]

16 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

“...so I went full metal.”  Fuck you, weirdo.

The Metal community has voted, and determined this poseur sucks. We got enough idiots making us look bad. 

[SurlyBDR 22773]

[SurlyBDR 22773]

[Vic Mackey 47019]

The funny thing, he is actually respected, in the streets and music. He grew up with DJ Screw and is basically his brother from another mother. He's also almost 50 and still posting those kinds of statuses. Might be time to grow up.

[Vic Mackey 47019]

[SurlyBDR 22773]

[Longboard Horn 40301]

On 8/31/2018 at 2:11 PM, Vic Mackey said:

[Longboard Horn 40301]

On 8/31/2018 at 9:43 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

White pussy?

Username checks out

[SurlyBDR 22773]

[SurlyBDR 22773]

[Vic Mackey 47019]

[Lone Star Horn 2016]

jesus christ, that's as bad as putting those very low profile wide ass tires on a sports car, where the car is barely off the ground.

[SurlyBDR 22773]

[Guest]

Lol at happiest hour being described as fancy.

[SurlyBDR 22773]

[Trey3216 15346]

On 8/31/2018 at 3:29 PM, Vic Mackey said:

That girl fucks 

[Vic Mackey 47019]

"Ain't no guns in the jailhouse"


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[Vic Mackey 47019]

[Doze 1322]

^^^^^

GameStop shopper don't have girlfriends.

Edited September 4, 2018 by Doze

[markstanco 12574]

First of all, if you are spending as much in gas a month as you do for rent, you are living in a shit hole.  So free gas is out.
Tacos?  Please.... I eat like $5-7 tacos per month max, sometimes none.  Next!
The ass is nice but the rent to ass ratio is 10:1.  With the money you are saving on rent you can really throw it at the ladies and get many asses at least that good for far longer than 2 years.
 
The winner is: free rent 

You actually broke down a fb post like it was a real life choice.

[Vic Mackey 47019]

[Buffsoldier 1895]

Wow.  We've all heard of jorts.  I guess now we've seen jilts.

[Vic Mackey 47019]

[Speedtrucker 2071]

 

 

 

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Lol

 

[Vic Mackey 47019]

[luke duke 6412]

Not repost stuff?

[Apep 645]

Apparently, the pic is stolen from a 24 year-old pro-life teacher. The essay may or may not be real, but it has been deleted from the source website.

[Longboard Horn 40301]

Fuckin dipshit Desmond Howard

[Longboard Horn 40301]

[kopp0e 1135]

Who knows, the chicken might be too damn dry... Actually got me thinkin' of making a cola/ lemonade or sweet tea batter to fry the bird in next time...

[markstanco 12574]

Fuckin dipshit Desmond Howard

Maybe the players were trying to hard.

[Mileslong 4727]

Take the apartment. Sublet it. Profit.

This is correct answer and not close. Ass is fat and will have cellulite in a year. Tacos are cheap and I will probably have an electric car within five years so no to the gas.

[CooterBrown 18006]

4 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

 

This is correct answer and not close. Ass is fat and will have cellulite in a year. Tacos are cheap and I will probably have an electric car within five years so no to the gas.

 

Plus trying to evict her after she gets fat will be a pain in the ass.

[Vic Mackey 47019]

[Gladeite 375]

More stripes on the bag.  What do I win?  NSAA?

[Okie State 3818]

Also the guy's left foot, back of the chair, bracelet on her wrist, guy's bag.

[SurlyBDR 22773]

I am indifferent because her tits aren't out

[SurlyBDR 22773]

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Dammit. My heart is fucked, right?