Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

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Just when I thought I had seen it all. Holy shit.

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I have had to feign interest in 100 boring-ass, in-person conversations where somebody tells me the story of their tattoo like they're the only person that's seen a sunrise in Costa Rica or knows how to read roman numerals or some shit.  

But if that guy chooses to share, I'm pulling up a stool and hunkering down for the long haul.  I want to know everything including the artist who did it.  

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5 hours ago, WithoutAClue said:

not gonna take the time to see if this is accurate but if so that’s a crazy thought. 

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not gonna take the time to see if this is accurate but if so that’s a crazy thought. 

Pascal is 47 and the girl is 19. Not sure who Leo is dating, but it's
Probably not far off.

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

A cowboy hater friend tried to switch this up and use the Cowboys instead.   Maybe one day they will finally go to a Super Bowl.  

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2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Milk dates are odd. I’ve used milk that’s a week past the expiration date, and I have had milk spoil before the date. Smell test for me. 

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58 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Milk dates are odd. I’ve used milk that’s a week past the expiration date, and I have had milk spoil before the date. Smell test for me. 

Milk/Dairy farmer friend told me 7 days past the stated expiration date is fair.

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57 minutes ago, WithoutAClue said:

Perfect gift IMO

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On 2/11/2023 at 5:17 PM, LebongJames said:

This fucking guy….could care less to fact check but how the hell would you even go about trying to figure that out.

Ummm, have you heard of Google?

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1 hour ago, WithoutAClue said:

7/16 at my place 

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On 2/11/2023 at 1:06 PM, rage-a-holic said:

Her leg is about to explode

Apparently a weird medical condition she's had since her mid-teens

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He can't be real.

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45 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

He can't be real.

Oh he's real, and he's super ghey.

Nttawwt

Edited February 14, 2023 by MissingInAction

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3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

god what a badass.

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Apparently a weird medical condition she's had since her mid-teens

Looks like she could kick a 70 yard FG

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Mike B is apparently into arranged marriage.

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3 hours ago, tfoolry said:

Why would a rapist care about flowers?  

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6 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

7/16 at my place 

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8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

This man is internet gold

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10 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:

Mike B is apparently into arranged marriage dudes.

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16 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

It took me a few of his tweets to get the bit, I admit.  Only because it sounds, verbatim, like the kinda shit "Alpha" males post (even on this board).  Without hearing him in person, or more written context, it honestly took me a few.  Three Year Letterman you can tell is a bit from tweet one, but that he continues to fool so many people who correct his small, but substantial, mistakes is what's so funny to me.  Nick Adams is clever in that his are more hyperbolic than these other two, but done at just the right tonic pacing where it could really go either way.  Not necessarily the most clever, but certainly the most subversive, is the new artist guy who doesn't bother much with words.  He literally shows up with portraits of controversial public figures to gift them; and seemingly nobody from the front gate to the famous person gets the visual gag.  

In a country where literally millions are attempting this kinda "clever" shit on social media, these four stand apart IMO.  I'd try it myself but I know I'd start getting salty halfway through the ruse and start getting death threats.   

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24 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Three Year Letterman you can tell is a bit from tweet one

That's "coach" to you.