Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Vic Mackey 47019]

Sounds legit

[WithoutAClue 15343]

[Jersey Man10 3528]

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[Vic Mackey 47019]

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[deft 6844]

“You’re a crackhead Harry!”

[Vic Mackey 47019]

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[deft 6844]

3 if going /nohomo

[Brisketexan 105095]

3 if going /nohomo

10, if they’re at a UT home game at halftime.

[Vic Mackey 47019]

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[deft 6844]

TIL south Austin’s name is Karl

[Jerry Callo 8700]

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Participation trophy

[Vic Mackey 47019]

[Vic Mackey 47019]

[tbone_ 14115]

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Much better to have a job than to put up with three wives bitching at you and not fucking you.

[baboso 6054]

I don't think there is an issue with not fucking in that pic.

[PRONG HORN 3141]

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

Look at that face.  She's Jewish.  

 

 

 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

11 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

Look at that face.  She's Jewish.  

 

 

 

*Drewish

[Vic Mackey 47019]

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[Vic Mackey 47019]

This and before Internet and smartphones, the west coast sports games scores not being shown in the newspapers here the next morning.

[Vic Mackey 47019]

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[tbone_ 14115]

This and before Internet and smartphones, the west coast sports games scores not being shown in the newspapers here the next morning.

Calling the operator for an emergency break

[Kennythetiger 9377]

28 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

This and before Internet and smartphones, the west coast sports games scores not being shown in the newspapers here the next morning.

Getting up at 6:30 and watching the banner at the bottom of channel 8 to see if school was canceled when it snowed 

[Longboard Horn 40301]

[Longboard Horn 40301]

@Prepuce of Doom did Doomlet make this?

[Vic Mackey 47019]

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[Vic Mackey 47019]

Do they even build new Long John's anymore? Seems the only ones around have been around forever.

[nnm 36360]

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Do they even build new Long John's anymore? Seems the only ones around have been around forever.

They’re being co-located with A&W and/or gas stations now. I think they were part of YUM brands for a while and were co-located with other YUM brands like KFC and Taco Bell for a while, but I think that’s a thing of the past. 

[Kennythetiger 9377]

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

@Prepuce of Doom did Doomlet make this?

Until you’re 40. Then, never fart at the urinal. 

[Longboard Horn 40301]

[Brothahorn 10087]

This and before Internet and smartphones, the west coast sports games scores not being shown in the newspapers here the next morning.

[nnm 36360]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

This and before Internet and smartphones, the west coast sports games scores not being shown in the newspapers here the next morning.

Adult women have some hair in some places below their eyebrows. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

When you wanted to tape something on VHS, you had to make sure when you taped beavis and butthead that it wasn’t on a tape containing home videos

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

8 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

When you wanted to tape something on VHS, you had to make sure when you taped beavis and butthead that it wasn’t on a tape containing home videos

That tape marked "Home Movies" was your dad's porn.

[SurlyBDR 22773]

[Vic Mackey 47019]

That tape marked "Home Movies" was your dad's porn.

Recoding the softcore porn from Cinemax and Showtime.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

6 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

That tape marked "Home Movies" was your dad's porn.

Recoding the softcore porn from Cinemax and Showtime.

The old "I'm recording the movie before and adding an additional 2 hours to the recording...oops it picked up the after dark movie too" plan. 

[Vic Mackey 47019]

The fucking worst

[demos 3002]

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Ecuador? Wouldn’t have guessed that.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

9 minutes ago, demos said:

Ecuador? Wouldn’t have guessed that.

Metric system.

[SurlyBDR 22773]

Just a bit backwards

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[SurlyBDR 22773]

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[tbone_ 14115]

[tbone_ 14115]

One of the greatest videos in the history of the internet. Not dumb ass shit at all.