Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

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4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

This and before Internet and smartphones, the west coast sports games scores not being shown in the newspapers here the next morning.

Calling a number for the time and temp.

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10 minutes ago, ABSR said:

Calling a number for the time and temp.

Or movie times

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4 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Calling the operator for an emergency break

Telling Hazel from down the road to hang up so you could talk to your doctor privately. 

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Don’t look here, I’m just like every other Cameroonian

Do they even build new Long John's anymore? Seems the only ones around have been around forever.

Talk shit and get cut. I’ll take the 2fish/3chicken plate with plenty of malt vinegar and a boat of crumbs.

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[Longboard Horn 40954]

Happy Mardi Gras!

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Correct. The second 3 were terrible

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Saw about 20 pics of this sunset last night

[Crapinon 2312]

16 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

About 10 years ago the superintendent of Abilene ISD told all the teachers this. Of course later he got in a pissing contest with the chief of police and was busted for pill shopping vicodin and possibly covering up a teacher/student relationship to cover his ass. Shout out to Supernintendo Heath Burns, first class prick.

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10 hours ago, deft said:

plenty of malt vinegar and a boat of crumbs.

 

feels like idiocracy.

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9 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

About 10 years ago the superintendent of Abilene ISD told all the teachers this. Of course later he got in a pissing contest with the chief of police and was busted for pill shopping vicodin and possibly covering up a teacher/student relationship to cover his ass. Shout out to Supernintendo Heath Burns, first class prick.

That was a wild ride.

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1 hour ago, tfoolry said:

@South Austin mom's favorite meal.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8918]

That tape marked "Home Movies" was your dad's porn.

Father?

[deft 6901]

Correct. The second 3 were terrible

How fucking old is this? The prequels are on par with the godfather trilogy when compared against whatever the shit eps7-9 we’re supposed to be.

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From someone who attended inner city public schools this is accurate. 

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On 2/21/2023 at 8:12 AM, Vic Mackey said:

Saw about 20 pics of this sunset last night

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10 hours ago, deft said:

How fucking old is this? The prequels are on par with the godfather trilogy when compared against whatever the shit eps7-9 we’re supposed to be.

I don’t get it. 

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On 2/21/2023 at 8:02 AM, Vic Mackey said:

Correct. The second 3 were terrible

Or just watch spaceballs and spare yourself a lot of wasted time.

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That’s 10.99 before or after the 50% off sale at hobby lobby?

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1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

That’s 10.99 before or after the 50% off sale at hobby lobby?

This mother fucker gets it.

 

 

[deft 6901]

He’s not washing the dishes. Do I really need to grab a fresh plate for each time I dip my protein in the chocolate?

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On 2/20/2023 at 4:10 PM, SurlyBDR said:

 

8 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

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Lulz