Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[tbone_ 14128]

Girl’s. Possessive.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

16 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Mayo

Pickles. 

And I like pickles, but they suck as a condiment. 

[nineliveslost 2782]

9 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Pickles. 

And I like pickles, but they suck as a condiment. 

Holy shit!!! Wrong wrong wrong and you should feel bad. 

 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

2 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

Holy shit!!! Wrong wrong wrong and you should feel bad. 

 

I will die on this hill. I like pickles when I want to taste pickles. When I want a hamburger, I want to taste hamburger, not pickle.

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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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https://www.facebook.com/reel/6177287445650062?fs=e&s=TIeQ9V&mibextid=0NULKw

[ztejas 43475]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Anyone that doesn't answer those bullshit-ass glazed carrots (or yams or wev they are) belongs in a psych ward.

Edited May 2, 2023 by ztejas

[squib 1120]

14 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Anyone that doesn't answer those bullshit-ass glazed carrots belongs in a psych ward.

Those are sweet taters homie. 

[956 Worldwide 34715]

20 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Mayo

I’m a strict mustard on burgers man, but I can power through mayo or ketchup if it’s not too much, an overload of ketchup grosses me out especially. 
 

I submit shredded iceberg lettuce. Lettuce doesn’t add much flavor but the full leaf can offer a nice texture and temp change up. Shredded stuff is just a  glop of condiment soaked, watery, tasteless little bits that are the same temp as the burger and make it worse.

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1 minute ago, squib said:

Those are sweet taters homie. 

On further review you appear to be correct. 

Same answer.

[956 Worldwide 34715]

45 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Rice, bread, and noodles on one plate? FFS. 

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Um wut?

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[nnm 36436]

20 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Mayo

Onion. Evil devil weed. 

[Jersey Man10 3538]

Onion. Evil devil weed. 

This. Especially diced ones that get stuck in all the little burger crevices.

[Hate 20112]

Onion, mayo, or any other nasty “secret sauce” like thousand island. I want meat, cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, and mustard. Occasionally I’ll go for bacon or mushrooms, but I like my burgers pretty simple.

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16 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Is he putting the cats in or pulling them out?

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9 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Is he putting the cats in or pulling them out?

Does it really matter?

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

3 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Does it really matter?

Maybe he is helping a man who ate too many cats. Perspective. 

[nnm 36436]

40 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Is he putting the cats in or pulling them out?

[MissingInAction 25106]

45 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

This post is surly certified.

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1 hour ago, Hate said:

Onion, mayo, or any other nasty “secret sauce” like thousand island. I want meat, cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, and mustard. Occasionally I’ll go for bacon or mushrooms, but I like my burgers pretty simple.

For me lettuce and tomato generally ruin a burger.  I like lettuce and I like tomato but they don't go with warm bread, warmer meat and bubbly gooey cheese.  Onions on the other hand....perfect.  

[gofuckyourself 8339]

All of y'all are wrong. This shit was settled 50 years ago by the clown.

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.

[Prepuce of Doom 21079]

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Maybe he is helping a man who ate too many cats. Perspective. 

@Uncle Boobs 's great, great, great, great, great Uncle Boobs? 

Edited May 2, 2023 by Prepuce of Doom

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22 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Mayo

Usually it's the staff of 16 year old stoners back there making it.

[SquishMitten 10415]

2 hours ago, squib said:

Those are sweet taters homie. 

That doesn’t change his statement or the correct answer

[SquishMitten 10415]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Richard Gere would like to know more about this “torture.”

Yeah, that’s right. I made a cultural reference from 20 or so years ago. And I’ll fucking do it again

Edited May 2, 2023 by SquishMitten
Damnit. I was beaten to the punch

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4 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Is he putting the cats in or pulling them out?

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Easy. Cherries

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Leaving

[tbone_ 14128]

Leaving

Wrong. HS pussy. Which, except for Wooderson, cannot be had after HS. Except maybe for the first few semesters in college. And at Round Up.

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Um wut?

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27 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Team 1 by a nose over team 2. 

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