Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Brothahorn 10087]

16 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

My grandma never fried chicken. Neither did my mom. Have you ever heard of knip?  Hard K. 

 

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22 minutes ago, WithoutAClue said:

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22 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Just admit it Mike. It's time.

admit that he kicks ass?  I think he already has.  

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

admit that he kicks ass?  I think he already has.  

*licks

[General Specific 3256]

Good to know Bob has moved on from Fight Club!

[MissingInAction 25038]

I don't know which I hate more: white people with corn rows or dreads.

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I would throw in $ if he mentioned Lexus!

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[tfoolry 8210]

25 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Quicksand was a bigger concern.  

[MissingInAction 25038]

15 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

Quicksand was a bigger concern.  

For me it was leaving my closet door open after seeing Poltergeist. 

[thunderlounge 7816]

19 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

Quicksand was a bigger concern.  

Darn near lost a $400 hand cart!

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1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:

Darn near lost a $400 hand cart!

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3 hours ago, tfoolry said:

Quicksand was a bigger concern.  

I thought I was the only one who could prevent forest fires. Slept with a bucket of water next to my bed.

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8 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

For me it was leaving my closet door open after seeing Poltergeist. 

I thought that the Gill Man from Creature From The Black Lagoon and Bigfoot were going to be continuing problems in my life.

Edited June 22, 2023 by Scheiss Meister

[Incredulity 11665]

13 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Creature From The Black Lagoon

We had this on a reel to reel projector.

Watching it backwards was the only way we could console my little brother who was petrified the first time he watched it.

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6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Is that a suicide note?

[Richard Kimball 1494]

7 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

Can't believe you're making fun of those poor people. How low can you sink?

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They aren’t poor. They are actually quite wealthy.

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19 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

For me it was leaving my closet door open after seeing Poltergeist. 

We have two closet doors in our bedroom that open up to the same closet.  And for all these years, my wife would come to bed with hers slightly open.  And it bugged the shit out of me.  And I never really knew why.  I was just thinking about it again this morning as I compulsively closed mine.  I'm guessing it's some buried childhood trauma from that freaky clown doll.  Thanks for putting that back in my head asshole!   

16 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

I thought I was the only one who could prevent forest fires. Slept with a bucket of water next to my bed.

Was that Steven Wright?  Or Mitch Hedberg?

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[Cheeseweasel 26438]

38 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Or Mitch Hedberg?

It used to be Mitch.  Still is, but it used to be too.

[Kennythetiger 9377]

22 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I don't know which I hate more: white people with corn rows or dreads.

Disparage Ms. Derek again and I will meet you outside at noon, sir. 

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1 minute ago, Cheeseweasel said:

It used to be Mitch.  Still is, but it used to be too.

What are your feelings on frilly toothpicks? 

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9 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

What are your feelings on frilly toothpicks

I'm for them! Did we just start a club?