Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[General Specific 3253]

Excuse me man, but does this smell like chloroform?

[Doc Sam Beckett 5792]

13 minutes ago, General Specific said:

Excuse me man, but does this smell like chloroform?

[PRONG HORN 3135]

8 hours ago, ztejas said:

From a physical standpoint the lion is the easy answer. But I might take my chances with the bear as I think that's the least aggressive towards humans of those 4.

 

You don't want to pick a pursuit animal so Hippo offers your best chance.  Just keep moving.  How's your cardio.  

 

 

[demos 3002]

 
You don't want to pick a pursuit animal so Hippo offers your best chance.  Just keep moving.  How's your cardio.  
 
 

Hope you can run 20mph and didn’t piss off the hippo.

https://africafreak.com/how-fast-can-a-hippo-run

Basically with any of those choices you’re fucked, unless you can get away with playing dead with that bear.

[PRONG HORN 3135]

12 minutes ago, demos said:

Hope you can run 20mph and didn’t piss off the hippo.

https://africafreak.com/how-fast-can-a-hippo-run

Basically with any of those choices you’re fucked, unless you can get away with playing dead with that bear.

 

I'll take Hippo still.  They don't turn well at that speed at all.  Keep changing directions.  Just don't let it head you off at the pass.

 

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[Noah Fence 480]

6 hours ago, nnm said:

Excuse me, but I ordered a large.

[Longboard Horn 40293]

[Brisketexan 105064]

Get to the THUJONEchoppa!

[Scheiss Meister 8407]

8 hours ago, nnm said:

No ketchup, please.

[Superhero 8827]

On 7/16/2023 at 10:16 AM, Vic Mackey said:

Gross

[Superhero 8827]

4 hours ago, demos said:

Hope you can run 20mph and didn’t piss off the hippo.

https://africafreak.com/how-fast-can-a-hippo-run

Basically with any of those choices you’re fucked, unless you can get away with playing dead with that bear are Kevin.

fify

[Longboard Horn 40293]

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

[SurlyBDR 22769]

[LebongJames 1791]

1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Almost 3 shitty base level luxury cars per year. Just think he could have had 2 actually really nice Audis or BMWs.

[WithoutAClue 15338]

[WithoutAClue 15338]

[Vic Mackey 47009]

[Incredulity 11650]

[Jerry Callo 8698]

Vic - 

[PvilleStang 2875]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

First off, I can almost smell that picture.  

Second, I'd bet she's got enough pocket dogs to keep half that plane fed.

[Vic Mackey 47009]

[SurlyBDR 22769]

[Pdawg88 1115]

Serious question, does the airline expect someone to sit in the seat where her oxygen tank is? I mean damn! That’s a rough flight. But as was brought up you know she has the good stacks in her purse. 

[thunderlounge 7813]

Damn. That bitch got bat wings on her forearms. Wow. 
 

ETA: who picks a middle seat?

Edited July 18, 2023 by thunderlounge
ou sux

[Mother mopar 3318]

The issue is when they buy 1 seat and try to "squeeze" in. If she bought two, I'm cool with it, elbow room bitches. I'll gladly take that seat, put on my headphones and enjoy the flight.

[Incredulity 11650]

13 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:

The issue is when they buy 1 seat and try to "squeeze" in. If she bought two, I'm cool with it, elbow room bitches. I'll gladly take that seat, put on my headphones and enjoy the flight.

I sat across the aisle from a guy on a SW flight that bought two seats.  He was probably a seat and a quarter, no oxygen tank.

I actually felt bad for him having to explain it over and over to the last couple dozen people as the plane was filling up.

[MAUFRAIS 6619]

Yeah that’s unfortunate. They should come up with something more dignified, like a floral muumuu he could wear to wordlessly designate himself as a double seater.

[Incredulity 11650]

54 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

like a floral muumuu

 

Great episode.

 

"Hey Mrs. Doesn't Find Me Sexually Attractive Anymore, I just tripled my productivity"

[TexTexTex 104]

20 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

I'll take Hippo still.  They don't turn well at that speed at all.  Keep changing directions.  Just don't let it head you off at the pass.

 

Exactly.  Bulls are faster than humans and Matadors have been making them look pretty dumb for a long time.  There isn't a great option but that's got to be better than your chances with a bear or a lion  

[Pdawg88 1115]

They should have to ride under the plane with the luggage. Probably more comfortable for them to be honest 

[deft 6837]

Strap em under the wing like ordnance

[SurlyBDR 22769]

[SurlyBDR 22769]

[thunderlounge 7813]

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

She seems fun. 

[SurlyBDR 22769]

2 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

She seems fun. 

You misspelled rude. 

[futureman 22444]

On 7/17/2023 at 3:52 PM, closetohumping said:

Didn't even read the text.  His last name is Farren?  Wow.

you think that's real?  wow.  you're a real fucking idiot.

[Vic Mackey 47009]

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[ztejas 43411]

5 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

Great episode.

 

"Hey Mrs. Doesn't Find Me Sexually Attractive Anymore, I just tripled my productivity"

An Instagram account I follow did a round by round best simpsons episodes tournament as decided by voters. King Size Homer made the final 8.

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[Longboard Horn 40293]

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[deft 6837]

No cap

[nnm 36348]

Just now, deft said:

No cap

Oh, he got capped. 

[Longboard Horn 40293]

[Longboard Horn 40293]

[SurlyBDR 22769]

[Brisketexan 105064]

Gotta catch ‘em all!

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