Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,817]

Mankind via mandible claw . I don’t dude love won anything.

But mankind Vs cactus Jack would be epic craziness

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[ztejas 43,464]

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

Plus I don't see any alcoholic beverages. I believe by law any watercraft in Wisconsin must have at least one case of beer per 2 individuals of drinking age on board. 

[Longhornstampede 3,182]

On 6/19/2023 at 1:55 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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Knock knock

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave's not here, man

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2 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Mankind via mandible claw . I don’t dude love won anything.

But mankind Vs cactus Jack would be epic craziness

Uh, you know that shit’s fake right?

[deft 6,851]

This has made me think of shittymorph memes and has broken my heart all over again about Reddit cancelling APIs. RIP Apollo. Fuck you u/spez.

[Vic Mackey 47,058]

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3 hours ago, ztejas said:

Plus I don't see any alcoholic beverages. I believe by law any watercraft in Wisconsin must have at least one case of beer per 2 individuals of drinking age on board. 

Kids are allowed to drink beer in their parents company in Wisconsin, both publicly and privately. 

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8 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Kids are allowed to drink beer in their parents company in Wisconsin, both publicly and privately. 

Wisconsin is one of the few states that would give my alcoholism more credence than Texas already does. 

[Pdawg88 1,118]

Is it the same in Texas? We were in South Padre last weekend and my 16 year old swore that it was the law that he could drink with me. 

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15 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Luuuuuuukkkkkke. 

[Vic Mackey 47,058]

Kids are allowed to drink beer in their parents company in Wisconsin, both publicly and privately. 

Isn't your first few DWIs in Wisconsin just like a class C misdemeanor traffic ticket? I thought I heard that

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3 hours ago, Pdawg88 said:

Is it the same in Texas? We were in South Padre last weekend and my 16 year old swore that it was the law that he could drink with me. 

Yes, it's called the Parental Exception, been around forever. But it only applies in private residences. Doubtful he would get fined, but it's not legal on the beach.

I know this because when I waited tables/bartended, at least once a month we'd get some shithead father come in who assumed this rule applied everywhere and would demand that we serve his underage kid because he was buying. Usually ended with a manager visit.

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On 7/24/2023 at 5:26 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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you gotta have napkins in your vehicle

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1 hour ago, rage-a-holic said:

Yes, it's called the Parental Exception, been around forever. But it only applies in private residences. Doubtful he would get fined, but it's not legal on the beach.

I know this because when I waited tables/bartended, at least once a month we'd get some shithead father come in who assumed this rule applied everywhere and would demand that we serve his underage kid because he was buying. Usually ended with a manager visit.

I believe this is no longer correct per the following in Texas:

Possession is prohibited WITH THE FOLLOWING EXCEPTION(S):

• parent/guardian
• OR spouse

Notes:
In Texas, a minor may possess an alcoholic beverage if the minor is in the visible presence of his adult parent, guardian, or spouse. Tex. Alco. Bev. Code Ann. § 106.05.

https://alcoholpolicy.niaaa.nih.gov/apis-policy-topics/possessionconsumptioninternal-possession-of-alcohol/42

[rage-a-holic 4,402]

51 minutes ago, ABSR said:

I believe this is no longer correct per the following in Texas:

Possession is prohibited WITH THE FOLLOWING EXCEPTION(S):

• parent/guardian
• OR spouse

Notes:
In Texas, a minor may possess an alcoholic beverage if the minor is in the visible presence of his adult parent, guardian, or spouse. Tex. Alco. Bev. Code Ann. § 106.05.

https://alcoholpolicy.niaaa.nih.gov/apis-policy-topics/possessionconsumptioninternal-possession-of-alcohol/42

That may be true for the public portion, but restaurants/bars have their own rules. They can still be held liable if a minor gets drunk from the drinks purchased by the parent, so most restaurants/bars don't allow it. I only worked at one bar that allowed it, and that was only because the owner was skimming half the profits and didn't give a shit what we did as long as cash was coming in. (Shuck N Jive on Greenville/Lovers in Dallas).

Edited July 27, 2023 by rage-a-holic

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11 hours ago, WithoutAClue said:

Would have been more awesome if the volume knob stopped at 11. 

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17 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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That ain't cheap, that's fucking brilliant!

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[MNLonghornFUKM 8,817]

That ain't cheap, that's fucking brilliant!

I know everybody that reads this thread thought the same

[royiv 9,323]

5 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

That ain't cheap, that's fucking brilliant!

I recently had a rental car from Hertz that only had two matching tires. The other two were mismatched.

Edited July 28, 2023 by royiv

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3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Belongs in my Dyin thread

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[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

And Lawrence Taylor is fixing to wreck your shit.

[tbone_ 14,128]

And Lawrence Taylor is fixing to wreck your shit.

Nuh uh, because I’m Bo Jackson