Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

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nmnm   was trying to get a friendstr account.

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[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Thought @Burt s leg hair would be grayer than it is

[nnm 36354]

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

Um, I think she’s already had her train. 

[nnm 36354]

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[deft 6843]

Yeah but are they dual 500r’s because he might be on to something

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[Burt 4080]

9 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Thought @Burt s leg hair would be grayer than it is

How old do you think I am?!?  lol

[futureman 22444]

3 minutes ago, Burt said:

How old do you think I am?!?  lol

you're not the guy in your avatar pic?

[Vic Mackey 47012]

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Who the fuck uses a camera for Zoom/Teams meetings?

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14 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Who the fuck uses a camera for Zoom/Teams meetings?

Morons. I'm not listening and I don't want you to see me not listening. I may or may not be clothed either.

[Longboard Horn 40296]

What did I just watch? I don't understand....

 

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1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

What did I just watch?

Greatness

[Vic Mackey 47012]

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3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Who the fuck uses a camera for Zoom/Teams meetings?

The same loser nerds I posted about in the remote work thread. We have two guys on my team that voluntarily drive to a 90% empty office 3-4 days/week and book a 30 seat conference room for all our team meetings...the overhead camera is on, just pointing at 2 dorks in a giant conference room for the entirety of every meeting.

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58 minutes ago, WithoutAClue said:

From a pizza shop in Oslo I took my family to a few years ago. Check out #27 …

 

Translation of the toppings for that item:  chicken, onions, paprika (obviously), corn, jalapeños (obviously), leeks, cayenne(obviously) and Norwegian mozzarella. 

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2 hours ago, WithoutAClue said:

I'd try corn before Minnesota tuna or New Mexico carrots. 

Although Minnesota Tuna was a damn good pool player back in the '30s.

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17 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

He ded. 

Also, that couple lives in NJ.  Or maybe Long Island.

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6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

What did I just watch? I don't understand....

 

 

5 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Greatness

It appears to be a Japanese video summary of the 2014 Oregon-Utah game where Kaelin Clay spiked the ball at the one-yard line and it was returned for an Oregon touchdown.  At any rate, it sets the bar for football game summaries that will probably never be broken.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

I'd try corn before Minnesota tuna or New Mexico carrots. 
Although Minnesota Tuna was a damn good pool player back in the '30s.

He was my grandpa

[GoPokes83 2240]

He ded. 
Also, that couple lives in NJ.  Or maybe Long Island.

Austin area guys bought our local marina and immediately bought two giant wrapped “I’ve got a baby dick” boats very similar to this one. The average depth of our bay is probably 4-7 feet. Of course they have the matching wrapped lifted trucks, and park them in the handicapped parking to keep them from being scratched.

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Who the fuck uses a camera for Zoom/Teams meetings?

If you’re not on camera in one of my meetings you had better have a damn good reason.

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If you’re not on camera in one of my meetings you had better have a damn good reason.

The reason is I’m jacking it.

[Brisketexan 105082]

The reason is I’m jacking it.

Ummm….that’s why you leave the camera ON. Pro tip.

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Anyone?

 

 

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Ummm….that’s why you leave the camera ON. Pro tip.

 

That's a Teems Meeting.

 

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1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

7,5,4,1,3,2,6

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1111111

It’s binary.

[futureman 22444]

4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Ummm….that’s why you leave the camera ON. Pro tip.

never gets old

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This hits close to home, was at crab island this wknd. Lot fewer people there than normal, finally all the tourists are heading home.

[Nole-4-Life 802]

8 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

Can't be sure but the one in the middle looks like my cousin's daughter. Takes pics like this all the time.