Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[futureman 22549]

how did they keep shitting for a month?  was there a grain silo inside the house?  drink out of the toilets?  story seems like it might not be as true as they want you to believe.

[deft 6880]

Well it’s on Facebook so I’m pretty sure it’s legit.

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[NeverMarryAStripper 21923]

NVM

Edited August 18, 2023 by NeverMarryAStripper

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[Felix 607]

23 hours ago, deft said:

Fuck turning those little thumbscrews while bent over the tower and ducking under the desktop

I swear you could use a serial mouse cord as a grappling hook and you'd never miss.  Those fuckers would catch on anything and everything.

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[Steamboat1874 4085]

6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

That is brilliant, especially with the look on his face.

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[Kennythetiger 9465]

24 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Fuck. 

[Superhero 8845]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I got lost in my local Sprouts after they did a complete renovation. Was surly for months. Months!

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[NeverMarryAStripper 21923]

They really need to change all of those signs.  Maybe Drive Shitty - The Texas Way, or This is Texas,  We'll Run Your Ass off the Road

Edited August 19, 2023 by NeverMarryAStripper

[Vic Mackey 47157]

9 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

They really need to change all of those signs.  Maybe Drive Shitty - The Texas Way, or This is Texas,  We'll Run Your Ass off the Road

Yep. Texas has some of the worst drivers in the country. 

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[Born to Run 6569]

Yep. Texas has some of the worst drivers in the country. 

100% correct. I've driven all over too. West Austin is the absolute worst. Entitled assholes from all over the country.

[Rudiger 1169]

2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

They really need to change all of those signs.  Maybe Drive Shitty - The Texas Way, or This is Texas,  We'll Run Your Ass off the Road

How about “Welcome to Texas. Roll coal.”

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[ABSR 5325]

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Yep. Texas has some of the worst drivers in the country. 

Tell me you have not spent much time driving in places outside of Texas without saying you have not spent much time driving in places outside of Texas.

[deft 6880]

I drive on 410 in San Antonio everyday. Clapped out Altimas and rattling ass takuache trucks rolling around dodging mattresses and other non secured loads. But yeah, I totally can agree with the thoughts about drivers in other parts.

[Vic Mackey 47157]

Tell me you have not spent much time driving in places outside of Texas without saying you have not spent much time driving in places outside of Texas.

Texas is the worst.

[Surly Bevo 25159]

19 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

13 hours ago, ABSR said:

Tell me you have not spent much time driving in places outside of Texas without saying you have not spent much time driving in places outside of Texas.

Texas is the worst.

We ain't great, but we ain't the worst.    Our fatality rate per 100,000=15.2 and death rate per 100 million miles is 1.58.  Some of the states that have us "beat" besides those mentioned below....Florida, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Kentucky, Tennessee, and others.

 

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There were 39,508 fatal motor vehicle crashes in the United States in 2021 in which 42,939 deaths occurred. This resulted in 12.9 deaths per 100,000 people and 1.37 deaths per 100 million miles traveled. The fatality rate per 100,000 people ranged from 5.7 in Rhode Island to 26.2 in Mississippi. The death rate per 100 million miles traveled ranged from 0.71 in Massachusetts to 2.08 in South Carolina.

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Edited August 20, 2023 by Surly Bevo

[NeverMarryAStripper 21923]

13 hours ago, ABSR said:

Tell me you have not spent much time driving in places outside of Texas without saying you have not spent much time driving in places outside of Texas.

I’ve driven in shithole countries all over the world and Texas ranks right up there with the worst of them

[Bullneck 19211]

This is pretty funny (not dumbass) but on Facebook, so . . .

https://www.facebook.com/watch?v=794268078661619

(I guess it won't embed)

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19 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I counted six before my seizure.

[Mother mopar 3324]

Texas is the worst.

It is not bud, Asia by far is the worst followed by California then Florida.

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[Bullneck 19211]

On 8/16/2023 at 2:03 PM, Steamboat1874 said:

What ?

The greatest Taco Bell item ever....

I would kill for an Enchirito or two right now.  I saved that picture.  

Supposedly last fall they were thinking of bringing them back for a couple of weeks.

Probably had my last Enchirito at this Taco Bell around 1980.

Edited August 20, 2023 by Bullneck

[Doc Sam Beckett 5797]

13 hours ago, deft said:

I drive on 410 in San Antonio everyday. Clapped out Altimas and rattling ass takuache trucks rolling around dodging mattresses and other non secured loads. But yeah, I totally can agree with the thoughts about drivers in other parts.

 

47 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Texas is the worst.

It is not bud, Asia by far is the worst followed by California then Florida.

Bullshit. Californians know how to put the pedal to the metal, and also move to the right if you're slow as shit. Zonies are the absolute fucking worst, and it's not even close

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