Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Pig Bellmont 8712]

Gross. 

[Prepuce of Doom 21065]

1 hour ago, Speedtrucker said:

Never heard it called knotkneed…

Is that when your legs are tied together?

No, it's knot. 

[PvilleStang 2875]

1 hour ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Both taste amazing, but if I am cooking more than a 2-3 strips it's going in the oven.  It's simply the superior method in terms of ease.

My youth is filled with memories of dad cooking bacon in the microwave on one of these.  Was a pretty good method, not too greasy, had the right amount of crispiness, all around, 8 out of 10.

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[animaltobacco11 107]

45 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

My youth is filled with memories of dad cooking bacon in the microwave on one of these.  Was a pretty good method, not too greasy, had the right amount of crispiness, all around, 8 out of 10.

We won't microwave anything on plastic or bpa these days, due to you know, plastics melting and eating it.

But it's crazy how much we did growing up. Today I cringe thinking of hot coffee in sytrofoam and what you are ingesting, but we didn't think twice of biting the styrofoam cups and chewing them and spitting it out as a kid.

Edited August 30, 2023 by animaltobacco11

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6 hours ago, Crapinon said:

Someone on this board convinced me to just throw it all in a skillet and let fate sort the frying out. Works great and I've been doing it for years.  

You mean a whole 1 lb package at once?  Does that really work?  Do you even separate it?

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[Mother mopar 3318]

Si

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[Vic Mackey 47019]

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[Sawbonz 27547]

On 8/23/2023 at 12:17 PM, FirstTimeCaller said:

Maybe not one food, but quantity of said food. Especially when it's tons and tons of meat. I love BBQ, but eat too much and I feel like complete trash. 

[Vic Mackey 47019]

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12 hours ago, Crapinon said:

They left off getting on a message board to talk about it a week in advance, posting on said board 100 times during the game and then arguing with people the day after a game on what went right/wrong. 

[WithoutAClue 15343]

sigh, it's getting to be that time of the year...

 

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[Cheeseweasel 26438]

57 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Obscure, so good luck.

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13 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Obscure, so good luck.

Them. With Van. 

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2 hours ago, WithoutAClue said:

sigh, it's getting to be that time of the year...

 

Pumpkin spice tacos

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

3 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Pumpkin spice tacos

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18 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Pumpkin spice tacos

You forgot the link to the recipe:

https://www.theendlessmeal.com/pumpkin-spice-tacos/

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16 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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1 hour ago, nnm said:

Them. With Van. 

I don't know the name of Yoda's species, but this is how I imagine those of his kind whom are sex offenders identify themselves to folks in a new swamp 'hood.

Edited August 31, 2023 by YGIFS

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Had this discussion with my millennial daughter recently. She made fun of me for the double space after a period. I keep it up for two reasons. First, because that’s what I learned. Second, because when you type on phones, they usually automatically insert periods. 

[Waterboarder 343]

Third, 

Edited September 1, 2023 by Waterboarder

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[Gene Parmesan 4005]

You can't unlearn that shit.  First they take my math, and now they are coming for my extra space?  This world is such bullshit.

[Vic Mackey 47019]

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[Cheeseweasel 26438]

"I don't understand why we have so much debt!"

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10 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Duh. You pull it when you’re about to make the final run down the maintenance trench to destroy the Death Star. 

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[Vic Mackey 47019]

Bye bye Neopolitan

[Butch Had Not 2969]

6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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$7200? This real life?