Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Vic Mackey 47027]

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[Vic Mackey 47027]

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[Born to Run 6569]

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A 1953 Farmall Tractor? Those things are squirrely AF. Fucked my old man up pretty good.

[Born to Run 6569]

When it’s hotter than a monkey’s nuts in Africa and your mom busts out the warm bologna and cheese sandwiches and potato salad that’s been in the back of that station wagon sitting in the sun for 3 hours. Been there.

Egg salad sandwiches for me. My immunities go hard in the paint.

[GoPokes83 2240]

And?

100% chance this woman is terrible in bed.

[Hate 20108]

Bye bye Neopolitan

Easy…cookie dough.

[Surly Bevo 24908]

I mean if I want chocolate, strawberry and vanilla together I can just buy a pint of each.

[DixonHur 11297]

1 hour ago, Hate said:

Easy…cookie dough.

[futureman 22457]

3 hours ago, Hate said:

Easy…cookie dough.

[NWBuck 8552]

6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Bye bye Neopolitan

[Vic Mackey 47027]

[WithoutAClue 15360]

[WithoutAClue 15360]

[SurlyBDR 22780]

[ztejas 43419]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

I'm taking a good hush puppy over all of those. 

[deft 6845]

I want some catfish parlour hush puppy sticks with jap tartar sauce now.


Edit: and some Spring Hill onion rings.

[Vic Mackey 47027]

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[WithoutAClue 15360]

[SurlyBDR 22780]

[SurlyBDR 22780]

[Vic Mackey 47027]

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[SurlyBDR 22780]

[Vic Mackey 47027]

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[demos 3003]

$7200? This real life? 

The mutt we got was free.

[Kennythetiger 9380]

9 minutes ago, demos said:

The mutt we got was free.

Not ours. I paid $150 in adoption fees and the damn thing got bit in the face by a rattlesnake two days later. 

[Vic Mackey 47027]

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[Grade of D as in David 13253]

1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

Not ours. I paid $150 in adoption fees and the damn thing got bit in the face by a rattlesnake two days later. 

Should have sprung for the undercoating 

[tbone_ 14118]

1,1,1

[Crapinon 2257]

On 8/30/2023 at 5:32 PM, UT_OB1 said:

You mean a whole 1 lb package at once?  Does that really work?  Do you even separate it?

I don't have a skillet big enough for a pound but 5 or 6 slices at a time, yes. As it gets hot you can stir it around and it will separate. On my Blackstone grill I'll throw a 1 pound package on and separate it as it gets warm. It doesn't brown as even as they do when you lay them out but that doesn't bother me. 

[Hate 20108]

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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That is fucked up...what kind of psychopath puts ketchup on a hot dog? 

[Superhero 8829]

13 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Poppers.

 But where are the fried pickles?

[futureman 22457]

1 hour ago, Superhero said:

Poppers.

 

if done right, poppers. 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

1 hour ago, Superhero said:

Poppers.

 But where are the fried pickles?

Already in the trash where they belong 

[deft 6845]

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“Whatcha eatin there billy?”

[Al Czervik 1229]

8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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What the fuck is this shit. 

8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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And. 

[SHOOTER12 8805]

On 8/30/2023 at 7:15 AM, Vic Mackey said:

And?

Better than listening to some brain dead rotted crotch bitch all day.

[BrickHorn 18222]

6 hours ago, Al Czervik said:

What the fuck is this shit.

An AI tell. Robots can’t ever get the hands right. 

Edited September 2, 2023 by BrickHorn

[SurlyBDR 22780]

[demos 3003]

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[nineliveslost 2753]

10 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Already in the trash where they belong 

WRONG. Love fried pickles. 

[thunderlounge 7821]

9 hours ago, Al Czervik said:

What the fuck is this shit. 

 

3 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

An AI tell. Robots can’t ever get the hands right. 

What a shocker. 

[SurlyBDR 22780]

 

[nnm 36379]

14 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

Nice. Breathe straight hydrogen sulfide and avoid being burned to death. 

[Longboard Horn 40318]

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[SurlyBDR 22780]

[Longboard Horn 40318]

[nnm 36379]

Tape, scissors, thumb tacks, dead batteries, flashlight with dead batteries. 

[MissingInAction 25055]

45 minutes ago, nnm said:

Tape, scissors, thumb tacks, dead batteries, flashlight with dead batteries.