Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

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49 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I had that same meal at the White House after my team won the national championship.  

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11 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I had that same meal at the White House after my team won the national championship.  

You ate Lizzo at the White House?!

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7 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

19. EVERYTHING EXCEPT GETTING ARRESTED! 

You can have one of mine. 

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Reverse teabag?

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Yep

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11 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

People who think flour tortillas are better than corn tortillas need to move back to Minnesota. 

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50 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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On the rare occasions when my dad packed my school lunch, this was exactly what I expected. 

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1 minute ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

On the rare occasions when my dad packed my school lunch, this was exactly what I expected. 

With a bite taken out.

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Me in the afterlife 

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People who think flour tortillas are better than corn tortillas need to move back to Minnesota. 

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2 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

On the rare occasions when my dad packed my school lunch, this was exactly what I expected. 

My dad packed Brussel sprouts in my lunch on day in sixth grade.  He thought it was hilarious.  Not me, you could get beat up for eating something like that.  I had a friend who got nailed because there was a rumor he wore dinosaur pajamas.

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3 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

People who think flour tortillas are better than corn tortillas need to move back to Minnesota. 

You've clearly never owned a tortilla factory in Lubbock.

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Edited September 6, 2023 by SurlyBDR

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7 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

You've clearly never owned a tortilla factory in Lubbock.

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4 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

People who think flour tortillas are better than corn tortillas need to move back to Minnesota. 

Nope. It’s situational.

Corn tortillas are clearly better for enchiladas and tacos. 
But for a burrito or as a side bread, to use as a utensil, pushing food into your spoon/fork, flour tortillas are the only way to go. 
And as I’ve shared before, growing up in rural Northern NM, overwhelmingly Hispanic area, in which the older generation only spoke Spanish, all the abuelitas had a daily supply of fresh flour tortillas cooking. That smell of fresh tortillas, cooked on the wood stove cooktop, as I came in with my buddies from a morning or afternoon traipsing around the mountains and arroyos, is indelibly burned into my brain.
One of the best tastes in the world is some fresh butter slathered on a hot flour tortilla, fresh from the stove. 

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Flour tortillas are also good for soaking up the chile con carne left after eating your enchiladas

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32 minutes ago, nnm said:

Nope. It’s situational.

Corn tortillas are clearly better for enchiladas and tacos. 
But for a burrito or as a side bread, to use as a utensil, pushing food into your spoon/fork, flour tortillas are the only way to go. 
And as I’ve shared before, growing up in rural Northern NM, overwhelmingly Hispanic area, in which the older generation only spoke Spanish, all the abuelitas had a daily supply of fresh flour tortillas cooking. That smell of fresh tortillas, cooked on the wood stove cooktop, as I came in with my buddies from a morning or afternoon traipsing around the mountains and arroyos, is indelibly burned into my brain.
One of the best tastes in the world is some fresh butter slathered on a hot flour tortilla, fresh from the stove. 

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37 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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57 minutes ago, nnm said:

Nope. It’s situational.

Corn tortillas are clearly better for enchiladas and tacos. 
But for a burrito or as a side bread, to use as a utensil, pushing food into your spoon/fork, flour tortillas are the only way to go. 
And as I’ve shared before, growing up in rural Northern NM, overwhelmingly Hispanic area, in which the older generation only spoke Spanish, all the abuelitas had a daily supply of fresh flour tortillas cooking. That smell of fresh tortillas, cooked on the wood stove cooktop, as I came in with my buddies from a morning or afternoon traipsing around the mountains and arroyos, is indelibly burned into my brain.
One of the best tastes in the world is some fresh butter slathered on a hot flour tortilla, fresh from the stove. 

Shit I like to put a corn tortilla inside a flour tortilla and then load it from there.

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20 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Shit I like to put a corn tortilla inside a flour tortilla and then load it from there.

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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Hiring Scott Campbell?

 

 

2 hours ago, nnm said:

Nope. It’s situational.

Corn tortillas are clearly better for enchiladas and tacos. 
But for a burrito or as a side bread, to use as a utensil, pushing food into your spoon/fork, flour tortillas are the only way to go. 
And as I’ve shared before, growing up in rural Northern NM, overwhelmingly Hispanic area, in which the older generation only spoke Spanish, all the abuelitas had a daily supply of fresh flour tortillas cooking. That smell of fresh tortillas, cooked on the wood stove cooktop, as I came in with my buddies from a morning or afternoon traipsing around the mountains and arroyos, is indelibly burned into my brain.
One of the best tastes in the world is some fresh butter slathered on a hot flour tortilla, fresh from the stove. 

And sometimes with a little cinnamon and sugar along with the butter. 

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Edited September 7, 2023 by Longboard Horn

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Flour tortilla = breakfast tacos,  accompaniment to any kind of mexican breakfast, fajitas

Corn tortilla = street tacos, enchiladas, tostadas, homemade tortilla chips

 

Edited September 7, 2023 by Storm the Field

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