Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[deft 6874]

They don’t just give our free unlimited breadsticks everywhere

[futureman 22521]

pretty sure those breadsticks are made with whole grain and basically good for you.

[deft 6874]

Well I’m sold. Let’s go tomorrow.

[SurlyBDR 22827]

[Vic Mackey 47119]

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[MissingInAction 25167]

10 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:

Olive Garden’s kind of fancy, isn’t it?

Username checks out.

[SurlyBDR 22827]

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[Cheeseweasel 26438]

27 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

This makes me irrationally angry

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[USNALonghorn 5078]

I’m going to hell…

[thunderlounge 7909]

y y y y y y y y y yup

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[Trey3216 15352]

On 9/9/2023 at 10:16 AM, ztejas said:

That would be one of the least crazy things I've done blackout drunk at 3 am. 

I remember when HEB had numbered carts.  I walked out fairly heavy with the spirit around 10PM one night and saw cart #007.  It went into the bed of my truck and stayed at the house I lived in during and after college for about 7 years.  Several late night grocery cart rides down the street at 2 am and a crash into a parked car helped me make the decision to return it to its rightful home.  

[Vic Mackey 47119]

[YGIFS 19452]

$500 to do battle with a guy who appropriately tattoo'd his own caruncle, given that he was charged with a motor vehicle crime and has molested his own nieces.  

And for that reason...I'm out.

[PRONG HORN 3150]

18 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:

Olive Garden’s kind of fancy, isn’t it?

[Vic Mackey 47119]

Would

[deft 6874]

Real straight shooter. Got upper management written all over him.

[nnm 36554]

10 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Half of this board is in. 

[Rudiger 1168]

On 9/11/2023 at 9:16 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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I bet that’s a day he’ll…never forget. 

[WithoutAClue 15416]

[msucolt45 4063]

White? I’d go more “Bic pen Blue?”

Hook’em!!!

[YGIFS 19452]

Likes:  "Van Halen.  The Houston Texans.  And the written works of Mr. Adolph Hitler."  

I always enjoy the fact that the people who think they're white and special are the very people they would nudge on the platform, saying "Yeah, can you just take one step into the car and make sure everybody is packed in efficiently?  That'd be great.  Thanks, you are truly superior." 

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5 hours ago, deft said:

Real straight shooter. Got upper management written all over him.

Is that like Where’s Waldo only you have to find where it says “Upper Management” on him?

[Prepuce of Doom 21100]

13 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I bought a few pair of these in different colors - some for me, and some as a Christmas present for my brother. 

I arrived at the merchant's website thanks to a link from wherever (possibly/probably here?) for a festive little golden tin ornament of a nutsack - also purchased one each for my brother and I.

The geniuses behind these sophomoric products was a mail order place in Spain. And they weren't cheap. I paid a not inconsiderate amount for all of it, (couldn't find an equivalent product cheaper or closer elsewhere) but ultimately thought the potential for mischief worth it.

And it took fucking forever to arrive.

And when they did, the socks are the biggest piece of crap garbage you can imagine. It's just a loosely stuck-on, flimsy, cheap, rubbery sticker that wouldn't survive even five minutes of actual wear. 

Completely disappointing.

But the golden nutsack ornaments didn't disappoint. 

I can't easily find either product right now, though if I do later, I'll edit my post with a picture. 

Edited September 13, 2023 by Prepuce of Doom

[Superhero 8833]

On 9/11/2023 at 1:03 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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USPS gal trying to get half off that $170K salary. 

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15 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

15 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

Would

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[WithoutAClue 15416]

NSIAP.

 

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[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Ducking right

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10 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I bought a few pair of these in different colors - some for me, and some as a Christmas present for my brother. 

I arrived at the merchant's website thanks to a link from wherever (possibly/probably here?) for a festive little golden tin ornament of a nutsack - also purchased one each for my brother and I.

The geniuses behind these sophomoric products was a mail order place in Spain. And they weren't cheap. I paid a not inconsiderate amount for all of it, (couldn't find an equivalent product cheaper or closer elsewhere) but ultimately thought the potential for mischief worth it.

And it took fucking forever to arrive.

And when they did, the socks are the biggest piece of crap garbage you can imagine. It's just a loosely stuck-on, flimsy, cheap, rubbery sticker that wouldn't survive even five minutes of actual wear. 

Completely disappointing.

But the golden nutsack ornaments didn't disappoint. 

I can't easily find either product right now, though if I do later, I'll edit my post with a picture. 

I bought these penis socks and the quality is just terrible! Really disappointed.

[Trey3216 15352]

15 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

16 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

Would eat all of secret garden....

FIFY

[Kennythetiger 9429]

1 hour ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

I bought these penis socks and the quality is just terrible! Really disappointed.

I don’t think they were made to chew on. 

[Vic Mackey 47119]

So which one do women enter?

[tfoolry 8227]

[PRONG HORN 3150]

7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

So which one do women enter?

 

Both

 

[ztejas 43528]

9 hours ago, WithoutAClue said:

NSIAP.

 

This is one of the best things I've ever seen.

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[Dnaguy 12041]

On 9/12/2023 at 5:02 PM, Vic Mackey said:

On 9/12/2023 at 4:59 PM, PRONG HORN said:

Would