Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

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Got dammit

[ztejas 43741]

I'm not "old" and I've done most of those things.

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[nnm 36842]

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

22 of 24.  Never had a MySpace Account (same with FB, etc.), and never had an AOL address.  Although, I have written a check, but not a cheque.

54 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm not "old" and I've done most of those things.

Narrator:  He is, in fact, old.

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[Vic Mackey 47303]

I'm not "old" and I've done most of those things.

We are now considered to be old to the younger generations. And next year, I'll officially be I'm a man, I'm 40! years old.

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1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

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21 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

I'm not "old" and I've done most of those things.

We are now considered to be old to the younger generations. And next year, I'll officially be I'm a man, I'm 40! years old.

Correct.  If you don't think you're old, ask a 20-year old if you are old.  The 20-year old will confirm that you are old.

Caveat:  From what I read in IPIHB, a sugar baby will confirm that her sugar daddy isn't old.  Instead, he is mature, wise, kind, interesting, and funny.  As long as the fund flow continues.  Then he's old again.

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[MNLonghornFUKM 8916]

Listen here French Canadian scum…in America we call them checks. And if you think you’re young and you know what all of those things are, then you’re old too

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6 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Listen here French Canadian scum…in America we call them checks. And if you think you’re young and you know what all of those things are, then you’re old too

Careful.  You'll trigger @AUS-97HORN with your slander of the French.

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Hmmm. For some reason I’m in the mood for a mess of frog legs now. 

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4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

I feel like not having a MySpace account shouldn't decrease my Might Be Old score.

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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

4 hours ago, ztejas said:

I'm not "old" and I've done most of those things.

We are now considered to be old to the younger generations. And next year, I'll officially be I'm a man, I'm 40! years old.

Old is when you go into a strip club and every employee asks if you're a cop.

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33 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

My generation would have said - "what's a water bottle?"

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21 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

My generation would have said - "what's a water bottle?"

Yeah, the proliferation of everyone everywhere having a bottle of water is weird to me. I remember a kid in high school that had to have a doctor's note to be able to carry around a reusable water bottle in high school.

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3 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Listen here French Canadian scum…in America we call them checks. And if you think you’re young and you know what all of those things are, then you’re old too

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This just in, this generation of teens does too. Ask me how I know.

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11 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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4 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

This just in, this generation of teens does too. Ask me how I know.

You get high school girls drunk?

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No. I am the parent of one. And know many more parents of them.

Vodka in the water bottle is a huge thing now.

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6 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

This just in, this generation of teens does too. Ask me how I know.

It sounds like they've been taught well. 

[MissingInAction 25299]

We had off campus lunches and would get shut housed on vodka every Friday at lunch.

Once brought a giant mix into 6th period english.

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At my first job out of college, there was a liquor store right down the road. We would get cheap vodka and mix it in the juice bottles we bought.

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