Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Marfa Low Crown 2546]

[nnm 36418]

[Vic Mackey 47073]

Crack kills

[Incredulity 11675]

 

[SurlyBDR 22805]

[SurlyBDR 22805]

[Incredulity 11675]

49 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

[Trey3216 15347]

On 12/8/2023 at 8:47 PM, SurlyBDR said:

You just tell yourself “Even Ms Tubman could appreciate a backdoor rail” 

 

/ducks 

[Henry Hill 3156]

3 hours ago, Nole-4-Life said:

Still can't believe she's with this simp.

She should be with nole 4 life

[SurlyBDR 22805]

1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

Welcome to the Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook thread, have a seat anywhere you'd like!

[SurlyBDR 22805]

[Nole-4-Life 804]

1 hour ago, Henry Hill said:

She should be with nole 4 life

Damn straight! Can you make it happen?

[closetohumping 17443]

[MissingInAction 25105]

4 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

White women

[SurlyBDR 22805]

[Vic Mackey 47073]

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[Jerry Callo 8704]

I'm sure I've eaten ice cream for dinner before - so yes.

[tfoolry 8218]

[Jameslaw121 4448]

47 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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These were fucking awesome as a kid

[Hate 20108]

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Hungryman Salisbury steak!

[SurlyBDR 22805]

[closetohumping 17443]

[SurlyBDR 22805]

[Vic Mackey 47073]

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[SurlyBDR 22805]

 

[cactusflinthead 27601]

18 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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The dad agenda is a Friday staple.

One year later

 

[Vic Mackey 47073]

 

No catches huh?

[Vic Mackey 47073]

Murica!

[Vic Mackey 47073]

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[SurlyBDR 22805]

[rage-a-holic 4402]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

No catches huh?

Yeah, unless she's rich, she'll be spending your money like a drunken sailor for 10 years.

Just go get a sugar baby.

[WithoutAClue 15381]

[Superhero 8830]

2 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

WTF is wrong with her hips and thighs?

WNB

 

 

… with the lights on. 

[NWBuck 8570]

4 hours ago, Superhero said:

WTF is wrong with her hips and thighs?

I'm not gripping them/between them? 

[Nole-4-Life 804]

11 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

Seeing how I'm almost 63, sounds good!

Edited December 12, 2023 by Nole-4-Life

[BearSchlong 8098]

So you’re saying I get 20 more years? Awesome.

Prospect theory in practice.

[WithoutAClue 15381]

[WithoutAClue 15381]

[Superhero 8830]

26 minutes ago, WithoutAClue said:

3 Habsburg brothers / cousins after the same girl? Imagine the family reunions if she marries one of them. 

[SurlyBDR 22805]

[shakahorn 1645]

48 minutes ago, Superhero said:

3 Habsburg brothers / cousins after the same girl? Imagine the family reunions if she marries one of them. 

Can't be much different than any other Habsburg family reunions.

[SurlyBDR 22805]

[SurlyBDR 22805]

[MissingInAction 25105]

[Vic Mackey 47073]

[Trey3216 15347]

7 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

That'll be $16.72... 

[Vic Mackey 47073]

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[jeevsie 3734]

1 hour ago, Trey3216 said:

That'll be $16.72... 

"Oh, I'm just paying for my own"

[YGIFS 19450]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

I have no fucking idea how the Panera outside our neighborhood survives.  Nobody can afford to eat there.  The food's not bad but it's small and pricey as shit.  Mostly just old folks sitting around over bottomless coffee.  I know the property management/owner of the strip center and he says every single year they get behind on rent and either corporate steps in or they promise they'll make it up with late fees because some big catering windfall.  And sure enough they pull it off.  Somedays there's nobody in there and other days there's thousands of dollars in catering orders going out the door into multiple vans.  I don't know how they do it with 3,000 ft2 at $35/foot while not doing any alcohol or dinner business.  I don't know if it's like a WeWork model where the C-level people are just ordering shit to-go out of pocket or what.  But what a crazy fucking business model, your side option with your large bun sandwich is more bread.  And the fruit-flavored energy drinks literally can kill you.  But hey, who wants a cookie?  

[SurlyBDR 22805]