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2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Adjust your sensors, you overcautious little asshole. 

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51.  Never eaten Buccee’s brisket.  

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36 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

51. 

I don't even know what Bluebonnet Wine is, and I don't think I want to know. 

Also, although I have inadvertently eaten pico de gallo, it is filled with the devil weed onion, and it makes me sick.  

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30 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

51.  Never eaten Buccee’s brisket.  

Next time you stop by, go in and get a chopped brisket sandwich. SO good!

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#'s 34 & 6... what's that about?

Should be the same thing.

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51. 
I don't even know what Bluebonnet Wine is, and I don't think I want to know. 

This. Everything else was a no-brainer.

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1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

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16 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

This. Everything else was a no-brainer.

I assumed they meant sampling wine in the "wineries" around Fredericksburg.  

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37 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I assumed they meant sampling wine in the "wineries" around Fredericksburg.  

If so, then I’m a perfect 52 for 52. 

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1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Next time you stop by, go in and get a chopped brisket sandwich. SO good!

Yep I have gotten that plenty of times whole stopping in. I enjoy it.

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Grapefruit is Texan? Fried gator is Texan?

51/52

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24 minutes ago, nnm said:

If so, then I’m a perfect 52 for 52. 

Not me.  I'm not a basic white girl with a shitload of "wine mom" decor.  So, I'vwe never done those "winery" tours.  And I'm quite ok with that.

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18 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Grapefruit is Texan? Fried gator is Texan?

51/52

It’s not entirely clear where grapefruit originated, but one thing is certain: Ruby Reds are native Texans. Back before the Roosevelt administration (the first one), all grapefruit was of a paler persuasion. But because these golden spheres of goodness don’t cross-pollinate, mutant offspring eventually appeared and really hit the sweet spot.  The red variety—born of a mutation found on a pink-grapefruit tree in McAllen in 1929—has a skin like an Amarillo sunset. The flaming fruit flourishes in the temperate Rio Grande Valley’s sandy soils, its striking crimson flesh tinted from the antioxidant lycopene, also found in tomatoes.

A bit more citrus history 101: in 1934 the state’s beloved produce was the first grapefruit to be granted a U.S. patent, under the name Ruby Red. And in the early nineties it was designated the official fruit of the Lone Star State.

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32 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I’m colorblind, so I don’t care. 

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I call soda “pop” and scored a 35. Hey y’all!

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27 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

Assuming that’s only seared, and not Riley-charred, that looks pretty good. 

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1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

Dammit which one of you is @Vic Mackey’s paparazzi?

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Hot!

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