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4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

I fucked a big bitch in college. She couldn't ride dick very well, but the head game was ridiculous. She didn't have a gag reflex. 

We're y'all working at McDonald's?

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I wish I had my members only jacket from about 1984-86. That was a great jacket and would look good today. 

Mine was black. The only color to have. And that bitch Shannon never gave it back. I should look her up on Facebook.
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9 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

I fucked a big bitch in college. She couldn't ride dick very well, but the head game was ridiculous. She didn't have a gag reflex. 

Was this her?

You know, you’re the first guy I ever got the whole thing in my mouth. Normally, I get like halfway down and I just start fucking choking. But with you, I got a ball in my mouth. That’s never happened. Look, I have them in my mouth right now and I’m speaking perfectly clear. Normally I have a stutter.

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When I was in a stall at work, the lawyer in the next stall was loudly talking to a client while taking a shit. When he hung up, he exclaimed “The only thing better than dropping a deuce on the company’s dime is billing a client for it.”
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