Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[DigglerontheHoof 21191]

Just now, SurlyBDR said:

The black kid:

[Longboard Horn 40301]

4 minutes ago, Catpfish said:

Alison Doody can take of any injuries that I might suffer.  I have a chance.

You said doody 

[SurlyBDR 22776]

[nnm 36362]

5 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

E Company, 506th regiment of the 101st Airborne Division, under the command of Major Dick Winters and Captain Ronald Spiers.  Kidnappers are beyond screwed. They’re dead and they don’t even know it. 
Yes, we finished Band of Brothers last night. I’ve watched it 3X, but Mrs NNM had never seen it.  

[Guest]

5 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Jokes on y'all, the one rule is that everything turns out ok and no matter the problem, it's resolved and everything goes back to normal after 22 minutes. I'm golden.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21899]

6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Season finale of Mr & Mrs Smith.
 

Spoiler

I’m pretty sure everyone is dead so I guess I’m fucked

Edited February 6 by NeverMarryAStripper

[GhostOfTomJoad 9324]

I fell asleep to the Joy of Painting last night. Ol' Bob Ross ain't gonna leave any mistakes, just happy accidents and a trail of crimson paint.

[jeevsie 3733]

8 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

The Peaky Fuckin' Blinders, that's who!

[Nole-4-Life 803]

Gypsy Rose Blanchard. I've got a problem....

[BigDHornfan 6546]

Everyone who sang on We are The world.  
 

[CatManDo 205]

8 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Episode 9 of 2018 season of Great British Bake Off...I think I'll probably die at the hands of the kidnappers...

[thunderlounge 7816]

 

 

I’ll be just fine. 

[WithoutAClue 15344]

8 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Chief Robert T. Ironside and staff. If I'm injured I'll let Officer Eve Whitfield nurse me back to good health.

[PvilleStang 2875]

Hopefully John Krinjak knows a few good moves...

[Superhero 8828]

Robert Deniro, Joe Pesci and Sharon Stone. I would like Sharon Stone to “help me with this”.

 

Sharon Stone in Casino is peak hotness. 

[thunderlounge 7816]

[deft 6845]

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Bigger delusional fanbase than the swifties

The black kid:

This is especially hilarious given what’s happening with him in the socials right now

[USNALonghorn 5078]

[Paco 1934]

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[ErrorState 29]

15 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Not worried at all, as 10 years ago a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.

[nnm 36362]

[thunderlounge 7816]

Yep, still funny. 

[Mother mopar 3318]

Where's the right-handed hammer /Army

[nnm 36362]

5 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:

1 hour ago, USNALonghorn said:

Where's the right-handed hammer /Army

They’re still looking for the left-handed shovel. 

[Hate 20108]

left handed monkey wrench /Bob Weir 

Edited February 7 by Hate

[thunderlounge 7816]

50ft of chow line. 

[ErrorState 29]

17 minutes ago, nnm said:

They’re still looking for the left-handed shovel. 

It's next to the bucket of prop wash.

[BrickHorn 18219]

1 hour ago, Paco said:

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Which one of my dumbass uncles are you FB friends with?

[YGIFS 19450]

Weren’t the Chiefs pretty good at football before those two started dating?  

[deft 6845]

Every team on their schedule was paid to lose by the gettys and the Rothschilds. Try and keep up idoit.

[WithoutAClue 15344]

[Vic Mackey 47025]

[Lhorn 4913]

On 2/6/2024 at 6:41 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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She’s calling her dad a “loser boy?”

[Vic Mackey 47025]

[shakahorn 1645]

5 hours ago, deft said:

Every team on their schedule was paid to lose by the gettys and the Rothschilds. Try and keep up idoit.

It was George Soros.  Get with the times.

[Incredulity 11666]

6 hours ago, deft said:

Every team on their schedule was paid to lose by the gettys and the Rothschilds. Try and keep up idoit.

also The Queen, The Vatican and Colonel Sanders(before he went tits up)

[Jerry Callo 8700]

4 hours ago, WithoutAClue said:

This should be a thing.

[markstanco 12574]

On 2/5/2024 at 12:02 PM, Jerry Callo said:

I gave a positive rep to cancel out the neg rep.  

I hit you with a negrep that cancelled out that posrep from that negrep.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Mission Impossible team; I should be good. 

The Minnesota Timberwolves


I’m fucked

[Vic Mackey 47025]

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[rage-a-holic 4382]

51 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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True, but that should be a small town police cruiser, not a state trooper.

[USNALonghorn 5078]

[markstanco 12574]

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Mt enterprise and splendora Texas agrees.

[closetohumping 17440]

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4976]

3 hours ago, markstanco said:

Mt enterprise and splendora Texas agrees.

The Mount Enterprise city limits map is kind of ridiculous. 

[WithoutAClue 15344]

[WithoutAClue 15344]

[YGIFS 19450]

19 hours ago, Incredulity said:

also The Queen, The Vatican and Colonel Sanders(before he went tits up)

And of Course a Mister Ronan Sinatra.  
 

the speed trap thing in Texas really is baffling to me.  We take the kids to Colorado on a different route every year to show them more of their home state.  And even on the back roads in New Mexico and Colorado and Kansas, you just simply do not see all those Goody speed zones or as many patrol cars.  I certainly didn’t see It in there several states and countries I’ve lived in.  We are fucking weird.  

[Longboard Horn 40301]

[Longboard Horn 40301]