Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

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And yet you keep looking at him

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Stoops gotta eat too

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My wife asked for that for our first Valentines together. And Netflix no chill. I can dig it.

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Hey what a coincidence. I hit 80085 today too, and being the man child that I am, took a pic and sent it to my wife.









It was not reciprocated.

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like a JCPenny bra section of catalog for @Vic Mackey

 

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4 hours ago, Born to Run said:

My wife asked for that for our first Valentines together. And Netflix no chill. I can dig it.
 

Cue up the “Dick in a Box” skit.

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Massive quads. Doesn’t skip leg day.

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^^^that's a Subaru. 

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8 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Remember kids, commas are your friends. 

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8 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

like a JCPenny bra section of catalog for @Vic Mackey

 

That one in the blue ain't no athlete. She built like a damn goofy goober

[GoPokes83 2240]

True, but that should be a small town police cruiser, not a state trooper.

Port O’Connor is crowded as hell every weekend and has no local law enforcement. Lotta troopers there, well one.

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And of Course a Mister Ronan Sinatra.  
 
the speed trap thing in Texas really is baffling to me.  We take the kids to Colorado on a different route every year to show them more of their home state.  And even on the back roads in New Mexico and Colorado and Kansas, you just simply do not see all those Goody speed zones or as many patrol cars.  I certainly didn’t see It in there several states and countries I’ve lived in.  We are fucking weird.  

That’s a cool idea to take different routes so the kids can see the state. I’d try that but I don’t think my kid has looked out the car window for more than 10 seconds at a time since she discovered a cell phone or iPad.

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16 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I just got back above that number. 

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1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

Who are these people?

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16 minutes ago, Hate said:

Who are these people?

No idea. I always have a water bottle, hand sanitizer and lip balm handy when I'm away from the house.

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Say what you want about golf courses, at least they aren't paving that shit. I'd rather a golf course than a shopping center. Above that, I'd prefer public parkland.

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1 hour ago, Hate said:

Who are these people?

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

No idea. I always have a water bottle, hand sanitizer and lip balm handy when I'm away from the house.

Are you being sarcastic or is this a covid thing?  Assuming my wife isn't with me, I don't think I've ever left the house with hand sanitizer.  Lip balm maybe a handful of times if my lips were already chapped.  Assuming it's not a pack a cooler situation, I'd stay home over carrying a water bottle around somewhere.

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I don’t even have a wallet.  I just put my driver license and cash and credit card in my pocket.  that’s it.  

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2 hours ago, Hate said:

Who are these people?

I believe you’re looking for @KeysPhoneWallet.

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1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

That E-40 In a major way is one of the best rap albums ever. Good shit!

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1 hour ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Are you being sarcastic or is this a covid thing?  Assuming my wife isn't with me, I don't think I've ever left the house with hand sanitizer.  Lip balm maybe a handful of times if my lips were already chapped.  Assuming it's not a pack a cooler situation, I'd stay home over carrying a water bottle around somewhere.

Hand sanitizer is always in my car or my fiance's car. We always have lip balm in case, too. 

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21 minutes ago, Pdawg88 said:

That E-40 In a major way is one of the best rap albums ever. Good shit!

That Ghetto D and On Top Of Tha World are classics, too. 3X Krazy;s album in that picture is good, too. That pic brings me back. Always had my cd booklet of rotating stash of cd's any tyime I left the house.