Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[Kennythetiger 9479]

8 hours ago, tbone_ said:

How are you connected with this genius again?

Orange you glad you didn’t say grape?! 

[SurlyBDR 22852]

[DigglerontheHoof 21255]

Ol Mike just rambling around in that big ol closet he made for himself. 

[WithoutAClue 15455]

[SurlyBDR 22852]

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[Vic Mackey 47163]

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[Marfa Low Crown 2548]

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[Dnaguy 12104]

21 minutes ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

 

Cheif's kiss

[Vic Mackey 47163]

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[nnm 36666]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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One security guard shot the other one because they were both dating the same high school girl. Was not the only shooting at my high school. 

[SurlyBDR 22852]

[WithoutAClue 15455]

[SurlyBDR 22852]

[SurlyBDR 22852]

[Jerry Callo 8734]

Lysol

[ztejas 43546]

8 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

Penicillin.

[SurlyBDR 22852]

[Vic Mackey 47163]

[Hate 20146]

6 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Flour.

[Dnaguy 12104]

7 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Pornhub: 

[SurlyBDR 22852]

[deft 6884]

Hitachi has entered the chat.

[Longboard Horn 40544]

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[SurlyBDR 22852]

[WithoutAClue 15455]

[Dnaguy 12104]

31 minutes ago, WithoutAClue said:

 

[Zwylde 812]

On 2/22/2024 at 9:55 AM, SurlyBDR said:

 Holy shit, we had these exact ones sitting on our toilet tank in the mud bathroom in the house I grew up in.  Need to forward this to my mom and see if she remembers.

 

[Vic Mackey 47163]

[SurlyBDR 22852]

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[nnm 36666]

23 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Posting on Surly. 

[Prepuce of Doom 21106]

37 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Jerking myself off. 

Even if I don't win the $100m, I at least got 100 handys! 

[Dnaguy 12104]

14 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Jerking myself off. 

Even if I don't win the $100m, I at least got 100 handys! 

[SurlyBDR 22852]

[ztejas 43546]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Sometimes I'm a 1 sometimes I'm a 3. 

[WithoutAClue 15455]

[SurlyBDR 22852]

[YGIFS 19452]

4 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

You know, he's a dumb mother fucker.......but at least he's smart enough to not say "VIN Number" like "ATM Machine" because he's not a redundant asshole.  I mean, shitty sequels aside. 

Edited February 24 by YGIFS

[GoPokes83 2240]

Wing 3's are harder than corner 3's IMO. Good value there if you are a shooter.
I am NOT a shooter, so I'm going for the FT.

This entire thing hinges on whether it’s a gamble or a gift. If I can just try for a million then I’m going to bomb away, if there’s a chance I can lose a dollar I’ll just be waiting in the truck.

[Vic Mackey 47163]

Damn right

 

[Vic Mackey 47163]

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[nnm 36666]

12 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Unbelievable correct use of an apostrophe. I had to re-read it three times to be sure. 

[MissingInAction 25204]

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