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On 2/24/2024 at 8:25 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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The last true great melting pot is actually the throne in which this motley crew takes a #3 after 'Livin' Mas'.

The primordial soup that erupts forth knows no class, knows no stature, knows not where you're from, but knows exactly where you've been.

I believe the beginning of Prometheus sums it up pretty well actually in what happens to one's self after running for the border.

As many cultures have realized, you can't have life without destruction.

The Taco Bell drive through is a queue for the divine insofar as you're taking the cosmic dance that produced all matter in our solar system.

Enjoy your encharidos knowing that the event horizon is inescapable. 

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25 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

 

The last true great melting pot is actually the throne in which this motley crew takes a #3 after 'Livin' Mas'.

The primordial soup that erupts forth knows no class, knows no stature, knows not where you're from, but knows exactly where you've been.

I believe the beginning of Prometheus sums it up pretty well actually in what happens to one's self after running for the border.

As many cultures have realized, you can't have life without destruction.

The Taco Bell drive through is a queue for the divine insofar as you're taking the cosmic dance that produced all matter in our solar system.

Enjoy your encharidos knowing that the event horizon is inescapable. 

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The last true great melting pot is actually the throne in which this motley crew takes a #3 after 'Livin' Mas'.
The primordial soup that erupts forth knows no class, knows no stature, knows not where you're from, but knows exactly where you've been.
I believe the beginning of Prometheus sums it up pretty well actually in what happens to one's self after running for the border.
As many cultures have realized, you can't have life without destruction.
The Taco Bell drive through is a queue for the divine insofar as you're taking the cosmic dance that produced all matter in our solar system.
Enjoy your encharidos knowing that the event horizon is inescapable. 
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On 2/26/2024 at 11:51 AM, PvilleStang said:

I can relate.  Smoke the kids in a game, then take a hard right at the end and let them win to avoid hearing them melt down because you beat them again.

Enjoy it while you can.  When they were little I won all the time, but now, if I manage to win a race I celebrate like it's the 2006 Rose Bowl.

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15 minutes ago, Felix said:

Enjoy it while you can.  When they were little I won all the time, but now, if I manage to win a race I celebrate like it's the 2006 Rose Bowl.

I was pretty fleet of foot growing up. And have been a long distance runner since I was about 5. NNM jr. is also pretty quick. When he was in 8th grade, we lined up on a track. I figured I’d humor him for a few seconds and then re-assert my dominance. 

As soon as his buddy said “go” I knew something was wrong. Jr. was like a bullet off the line. I gave it my all for about 25 yards but that little sucker was pulling away from me like Usain Bolt would at the paralympics.

Fortunately I didn’t pull a hammy, but that was shocking proof that my day in the sun had passed a long time ago. I never challenged him to a footrace again. 

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