Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

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41 minutes ago, Welshy said:

What kind of envelope is this?

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9 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So who puts their penis in the cookies?

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4 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

Ah. In hindsight, seems completely reasonable to take paint shopping. My bad. 

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1 minute ago, SurlyBDR said:

Predator beak. Would bot bang. 

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Original version. Who has time to photoshop this and to what end?

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New surly dictionary phrase 

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Bro that’s Magic Johnson’s son

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Ooops

 

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Ooops

 

Somebody said this was a perfect Arrested Development cutaway photo gag.

Ron Howard deadpan voiceover: "In fact, she had recently competed in a tree-throwing competition. She won."

Edited March 1 by Storm the Field

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

I don't think I've ever not been at that age.  I'm at the age where I hope there is no parking so I can just go home.  

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23 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

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14 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Bidet threas is that way - - - >

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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Wipe once and carry on?  Uh...

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3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

There are sleeves…..but no shirt

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3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

If you agree to go on a date to McDonald’s then that’s what you should be expecting

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Guys, we’ve covered this hundreds of times.

You don’t got by temperature. You have to probe until it’s butter soft. Then you pull.

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Whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine!

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On 1/28/2024 at 2:31 PM, ButtFumble said:

 

carpeted bathroom walls

 

 

 

Wholly crap.

On a  a side note that is the exact faucet and countertop we have in the half bath under the stairs.

 

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My 85 yr old aunt

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3 hours ago, Burt said:

My 85 yr old aunt

Simple Man. 

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2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

This was pretty much every Cheaters episode lol

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12 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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44 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I concur.

Shit take is shit.

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24 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

I concur.

Shit take is shit.

which take

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