Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

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49 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

Why?

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14 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

1.) It looks like both are smuggling a bag of oranges in the leg of their pants.

Dibs on ‘Smuggler of Oranges’ for band name.  Our tunes are kind of a Jimmy Buffet meets Tejano meets Grunge.  We are super popular in Okinawa.  

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A rare photo of a flying saucer watching Bigfoot riding the Loch Ness Monster.

 

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13 hours ago, Born to Run said:

On 3/31/2024 at 11:18 AM, Kennythetiger said:

Getting the piss shocked out of me by touching the tv was far worse than the monsters. 

Hauling a 300 lb behemoth up 3 flights was the real struggle. " But it's a 38" bro!"

I worked at Gallery Furniture between semesters my freshman year at UT.

Somehow I was able to work in the electronics area bc I was into Plasma TV’s and surround sound systems as one is when you’re 18 year old and have no $, etc and selling furniture was boring to me.
 

Anyhow, I remember selling that 40” Sony which was the largest tube TV at the time and maybe the largest tube tv ever made.

My gawd that was fucking heavy. I had to deliver that bastard and of course it was for the second story game room. 

 I think my hands are still deformed to this day from the plastic frame cutting into my hands as we had to carry that thing up the stairs.

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God I hate "those" type of "women"

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oof

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3 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

John Cornyn?

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Maybe you just need a better dick

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^^^ Rocko? It just has to be Rocko. 

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1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

God I hate "those" type of "women"

When this happened to me I offered to fuck the fat one after banging the hot one. Pretty sure I got slapped but too drunk to remember 

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1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

hot

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13 minutes ago, futureman said:

hot

one of my kids attempted to make a grilled cheese sandwich with this technique.  still S'ingMDH

 

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39 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

Quit tailgating, ASSHOLE!

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44 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

one of my kids attempted to make a grilled cheese sandwich with this technique.  still S'ingMDH

 

Years ago our babysitter made pop tarts for the kids and forgot to check the toaster setting (it was on dark).  When the resulting flames appeared, she threw a cup of water on the toaster to try and put it out 😱.  Luckily the worst thing to come out of it was having to buy a new toaster.

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Toaster talk not going away....

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2 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

You'd still be liable for rear-ending someone.  You'd pay the additional damages.

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We could have a 100 page thread arguing with assholes who think tailgating is acceptable behavior..

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Best way to deal with tailgaters is to just take your foot off the gas

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14 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Those single cab Toyotas always thinking they're tough...

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11 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said: