Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[ztejas 43546]

On 4/15/2024 at 7:28 PM, PRONG HORN said:

No way I put up with her bullshit long enough to even make it to the bedroom. 

[PvilleStang 2921]

On 4/15/2024 at 7:28 PM, PRONG HORN said:

Are we talking all her personalities' names?

[SurlyBDR 22852]

[closetohumping 17476]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLPef7YQ/

[SurlyBDR 22852]

[SurlyBDR 22852]

[MissingInAction 25204]

[Incredulity 11683]

more like

 

[Vic Mackey 47163]

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[Incredulity 11683]

3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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CSB warning.

I college I knew a fat guy who would carry a pack of Kraft singles in his glove box so he wouldn't have to pay for a Whopper with cheese.

[MissingInAction 25204]

32 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

more like

 

[Vic Mackey 47163]

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[SurlyBDR 22852]

[Jerry Callo 8734]

4 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I took some human sexuality class in undergrad.  One girl asked the teacher if there was anything, heath wise, wrong with swallowing.  Classroom looked just like that picture.

[SurlyBDR 22852]

[SurlyBDR 22852]

[futureman 22553]

I know what it is but I don't get the joke because I'm not a real nigga.

[deft 6885]

CSB warning.
I college I knew a fat guy who would carry a pack of Kraft singles in his glove box so he wouldn't have to pay for a Whopper with cheese.

My grandparents would buy burgers at dans, bring them home, put on their own cheese, re-wrap it, then say the blessing while the cheese melted.

I know what it is but I don't get the joke because I'm not a real nigga.

Racist.

[nnm 36667]

10 minutes ago, futureman said:

I know what it is but I don't get the joke because I'm not a real nigga.

I don’t think you can use that word. 

[MissingInAction 25204]

Has anyone met futureman IRL? 

I am not aware of his ethnic background, so I'll withhold judgement.

[tfoolry 8239]

[futureman 22553]

3 hours ago, deft said:

Racist.

is this a serious post?

[Born to Run 6569]

I know what it is but I don't get the joke because I'm not a real nigga.

It is known.

So the man don't catch you tampering with the water meter that got shut off for non payment.

[Zepol87 9195]

3 hours ago, futureman said:

I know what it is but I don't get the joke because I'm not a real nigga.

When your water is cutoff turn it back on after hours they won’t send someone until the next day. 

Edited April 18 by Zepol87
What born to run said

[deft 6885]

is this a serious post?

Now? Of course not. In the future? Who knows. But you already knew that. Didn’t you?

[futureman 22553]

you bet your ass I did. 

[SurlyBDR 22852]

[Hook1997 5404]

3 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

Fond memories because the last time I saw those was my grandmother’s house.  I was little back then so it never bothered me.   

[futureman 22553]

why not ok?  you can clean the surface like any other toilet seat.  what’s the problem?

[Jerry Callo 8734]

8 hours ago, futureman said:

why not ok?  you can clean the surface like any other toilet seat.  what’s the problem?

No bidet

[WithoutAClue 15455]

[ztejas 43546]

15 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Has anyone met futureman IRL? 

I am not aware of his ethnic background, so I'll withhold judgement.

He's not a real nigga, that's for sure.

[Prepuce of Doom 21106]

18 minutes ago, ztejas said:

He's not a real nigga, that's for sure.

Is he even a real anything? 

[thunderlounge 7950]

17 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Is he even a real anything? 

Is anything or anyone real?

[SurlyBDR 22852]

[MissingInAction 25204]

27 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Is anything or anyone real?

What if CAT spelled DOG?

Edited April 18 by MissingInAction

[ABSR 5325]

14 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

What if CAT spelled DOG?

I have dystopia not dyslexia, so it does to me.

[SurlyBDR 22852]

[Longboard Horn 40544]

[Longboard Horn 40544]

[SurlyBDR 22852]

[thunderlounge 7950]

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

What if CAT spelled DOG?

Wow. That’s heavy, Ogre. 

[Jersey Man10 3550]

why not ok?  you can clean the surface like any other toilet seat.  what’s the problem?

Padded seats suck.

[Vic Mackey 47163]

Lmao

[Vic Mackey 47163]

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[SurlyBDR 22852]

[seven 1368]

12 hours ago, futureman said:

why not ok?  you can clean the surface like any other toilet seat.  what’s the problem?

The dumb kid in American vandal described it as feeling like you are sitting on someone's butt and pooping into their butt 

[Incredulity 11683]

7 minutes ago, seven said:

The dumb kid in American vandal described it as feeling like you are sitting on someone's butt and pooping into their butt 

we don't kink shame here.

[futureman 22553]

19 minutes ago, seven said:

The dumb kid in American vandal described it as feeling like you are sitting on someone's butt and pooping into their butt 

yeah but that's hot

[closetohumping 17476]

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