Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

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Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Better hope there’s a 10th life.

if you only knew. Being a transformation guy isn't easy or popular. Just waiting for my investment to reach X by the time I'm 60. Then its eating gummies and watching ancient aliens giving zero fucks 

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2 hours ago, Lidig8r said:

About $300 from Home Depot. Warms the seat, cleanses, warm air blower to dry.  Minimal use of Tp just to make sure. No walking around with small bits of fecal matter in Tp on your ass. Greatness.

 

All the toilets in my house have had bidets installed for 8 years. She won't use them. She thinks they waste water and she'd rather waste TP than water.

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Only Chuck Norris can hold a light saber like this.

 

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18 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Yeah, I learned my lesson.  Birthday sleepovers only.  Otherwise, the hell with that...I'm out.  At least in the old days, they used to just taunt one another until one of them developed a mental disorder.  Now, it's just one youtube emulation after another.  

My daughter has a legit skin issue where most soaps irritate her and she has actually been hospitalized because of the inflamation/irritation.  So to take the stigma off of it, my wonderful wife made one of their three craft stations a 'soap-making' station.  So they had the basic ingredients and could then add herbs or lemon zest or botanicals and put them into molds of cool shapes like stars or diamonds or whatever.  Kinda cool, I thought.  Made my daughter less self-conscious about her skin.  So of course one of the little shitheads has to whine about how "why do we have to make soap instead of buying it from the store to make Loboette feel good about her weird rash?"  And honestly, part of me was hoping they'd all put their newly made soaps into pillowcases and beat the girl in the middle of the night, a la Private Pyle.  But instead we had cupcakes.  

you named your daughter after the Levelland, Texas High School girl's sports teams?

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16 hours ago, deft said:

Be me. Sheltered anglo 17 year old male working his first job after school at H-E-B in small town Texas. As a bagger, I’m told I have to go clean bathrooms right before close at 2300.

I go yelling for my manager to ask why there’s shitty toilet paper in the wide open metal trash can next to the toilet. Big culture shock at that moment.

that sounds like me moving to San Antonio in high school and wondering why a guy has Jesus on his leather name belt.....or still wondering today why I had better grades in Spanish classes than Mexicans that could actually speak some Spanish.....the two other dudes with the upside down cross necklaces probably could have been found in any high school, but still

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4 hours ago, tfoolry said:

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Sounds lame

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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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On 4/21/2024 at 2:12 PM, Longboard Horn said:

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1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Some women like the thrill of sneaking around, having someone "forbidden" and being that 'other woman'. No idea if that story is true but absolutely women out there like that. 

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23 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Some women like the thrill of sneaking around, having someone "forbidden" and being that 'other woman'. No idea if that story is true but absolutely women out there like that. 

Anyone willing to fuck you if you're wearing a wedding ring - in college - would fuck you if you weren't. 

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1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

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11 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I see these from time to time. 

Sometimes I give the driver the middle finger just to balance things out. 

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2 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Shawn Oakman’s tattoos have taken a strange turn. 

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7 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

2,1

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Is it really a double entendre if the single entendre didn’t make sense? Those boomer sexual identity jokes though……man, do they deliver.

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On 4/21/2024 at 5:26 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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Plumbing is not good down south.

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13 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Sounds lame

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Toilet paper is not flushed in Mexico. Every bathroom has a trash can for TP. My GF refuses to flush TP here in Austin.

Couple of rat traps in the wastebasket at random times? She’ll learn the virtues of first world plumbing soon enough.

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you live in Angola?

Maybe the prison in Louisiana.

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7 minutes ago, WithoutAClue said:

Username and all that...

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Can’t expect a guy to know what was posted 22 posts previously on the same page. Sheesh. 

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shit happens, get over it.

 

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18 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Some women like the thrill of sneaking around, having someone "forbidden" and being that 'other woman'. No idea if that story is true but absolutely women out there like that. 

Yeah, I worked with a woman like that. She was always dating married men or guys 20+ years younger than her. I think she loved the thought of stealing someone's husband and the power it gave her. A friend of mine left his wife for her and she dropped him immediately. She loved to tell other women she stole their man. And if you pulled the fake wedding ring trick on her, I have no doubt that she would stalk you until you were really married and then call your wife up and lie through her teeth about you cheating with her. 

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