Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

YGIFS · May 2

He is a walking/falling/slipping/drowning enigma. He's constantly doing dumb shit, but walks away unscathed, gets absolutely no likeness/licensing royalties despite his ubiquity. And as you say, is apparently the Highlander of the warning label world. He is immortal or at least a Neon yellow 117 year old with a penchant for high adventure and a good head on his shoulders.

SurlyBDR · May 3

GoPokes83 · May 3

Absolutely ridiculous. Homie needs to dump her ass. She only sees him as an ATM machine. Who the fuck makes their SO pay for 18 people? Unless he invited them all, he doesn't have to pay for shit!

Who has 18 friends?

YGIFS · May 3

7 minutes ago, GoPokes83 said:

Who has 18 friends?

Jesus? Those 12 dudes, Mary M., the server at the last Supper, The Holy Spirit (nobody can ever explain who that dude was/is), uh.....Donkey Dong Doug, Roscoe the One-Armed Midget, and Frank Stallone.

GoPokes83 · May 3

I'm one of those weird people who uses commas, periods and the like in my texts.

I was chided relentlessly on TOS for run on sentences. I’ve been writing shit like it’s for a middle school English grade ever since.

Both Beyonce and the grand old opry are fucking stupid.

You’re half right.

GoPokes83 · May 3

Jesus? Those 12 dudes, Mary M., the server at the last Supper, The Holy Spirit (nobody can ever explain who that dude was/is), uh.....Donkey Dong Doug, Roscoe the One-Armed Midget, and Frank Stallone.

I can totally believe Frank Stallone.

GoPokes83 · May 3

SIAP

UT_OB1 · May 3

8 minutes ago, GoPokes83 said:

SIAP

Richard Kimball · May 3

On 5/1/2024 at 8:36 PM, YGIFS said:

...I innocuously said a few times in a lecture "you guys should know this" or "you guys should read up that." And a student told me that "you guys" is an offensive term because it's gender exclusive...

I know a better word you could have used.